So I got up in the morning and did it with my wife. That's pretty masculine.
I then went to the computer store, bought a new CD-ROM drive to replace the one I broke off by mistake when Imoved my chair. That's pretty masculine.
I installed the drive without difficulty, then realized that I might as well do the maintenance on it that I'd been meaning to, and vaccuumed out the case, then put in the new speakers that Eric Meyer gave me. Fixing things. That's pretty masculine.
Then, lastly, my wife came charging in from the back yard, a look of horror on her face. "There's a dead mole in the waterfall filter!" she said. So I scooped it out, tied it off, and threw it away. Very masculine.
Now I'm burning a punk CD for my daughter to commemorate my rare accomplishment. Generally I just hang around being feminine. It's a nice change.