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Fake breasts? Sure. I dig that. I'm not a fan, since most of 'em are bolt-on monstrosities that look like someone stapled two flesh-colored baggies to a washing board, but hey. Everyone deserves their chance to be on AwfulPlasticSurgery.com.
But now the new craze is fake nipples. Especially popular with celebrities who want to get on the front page of all the celeblogs without actually arousing themselves.
I'm not sure what to think.
I think if this trend took of, then some offices would be able to save money on air conditioning.
well... not really a new craze, I think I heard about this being used by various celebs and others about... 3? years ago.
And to think, I've spent all that money on lightly padded bras so I *wouldn't* show through (even when it wasn't cold).
Man, your preaching to the choir with me. Up until recently I had rather small breasts (yay late hormone shift!) and yet I always had that problem despite that. Now especially I have to think about it and anytime I have to wear anything without a bra or with a thin one my first thought when I look in the mirror is "Am I nipple-ey?" And if it's a yes, I find some way to fix it or change. I can't imagine paying money to cause that on purpose! I like my boobs (and others' as well ^^) nicely rounded.
Am I the only one who wants to get, like, six of those things, for that she-wolf effect?
|Date:||August 30th, 2007 08:45 pm (UTC)|| |
You are freaking hilarious, and I happen to think that's the best use for these EVER. :D Thank you.
Props to bodyperks' web designer for the appropriate navigation glyph.
|Date:||August 30th, 2007 08:34 pm (UTC)|| |
|(Link)|I'm not sure what to think.
I'm quite sure this
is the first thing that comes to mind! :)
|Date:||September 9th, 2007 06:50 pm (UTC)|| |
Definitely Nipples of Death.
|Date:||August 30th, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC)|| |
I didn't realise women had a problem making their nipples visible through clothes. If I want "the look" all I need to do is wear a thin bra (or, you know, none at all). I don't even have Breasts of Doom (TM) - not even close - and I show through.
I assume it's harder for women with larger breasts, who generally have less nipple sensitivity and thus less ability to RISE THE NIPPLES on demand.
After spending an embarrassing amount of time in my younger days affixing Band-Aids so that my nipples wouldn't poke out, I don't know what to think, either.
Really. I think I have about 14 different conflicting opinions on this.
After reading the "she-wolf" comment above, though, I do like the idea of getting a set just so I can glue them on in totally the wrong place to freak people out.
I told Sean about that years ago. He has never forgiven me. Ruined nipple watching for him.
Then I told him about jeans that have asses built into them. I think he was going to divorce me for that one.:)
Gini does wonder what happens when you get to second base with someone and have to take the Necco Wafers out from over your tits.
I'd be willing to bet the percentage of women who buy these and have had mastectomies are pretty dang small.
|Date:||August 30th, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC)|| |
looking at awfulplasticsurgery led to looking at Ann Coulter led to reading porn.
Damn, Ann Coulter is hot.
I'm not joking. Now, need to control myself long enough to do sociology homework.
|Date:||August 31st, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)|| |
As a long time reader of science fiction, you must realize that things like this a inevitable -- people want the power to micro-manage their own appearances to the furthest degree possible.
|Date:||August 31st, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)|| |
Life imitates art again
As a long time reader of science fiction, I remember the idea from "Stand on Zanzibar" 30-odd years ago.
In an episode of Sex and the City, Samantha wore a pair and attracted a man who baby talked about her vagina.
|Date:||September 4th, 2007 09:16 pm (UTC)|| |
Well, that's a non-selling point to me.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised about peoples ridiculous ideas about appearance. There are after all neuticles which " retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering".http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html
Everything old is new again.
The point of nipples from the female POV isn't to be attractive, they are the core central sensitivity point, the breast G-spot if you will. To harm them in any way, or ruin that connection would be awful!!
When it comes to plastic surgery and fake nipples: I keep thinking of someone's personal account. In 1999 I was in a three-day walkathon to fight breast cancer, and one of the walkers was a woman who'd been a Ford Model,
but was diagnosed with breast cancer, underwent a mastectomy, and then got right back into modeling. She was totally kick-ass -- she was cheering other walkers on, she carried a picture of one of her best friends who also had breast cancer, she later ran the New York Marathon. But one night they asked her to get up and speak for the "evening entertainment," and she'd worked out this whole comedic take on some of the stuff she had to do post-mastectomy; the idea of having to go nipple shopping just seemed surreal, but she also got a kick out of them only having been sold in pairs, so she could go to her friend's house afterward and say, "So, I have a spare nipple, you need one?" And there were a couple cases where she was changing clothes during a model shoot and her nipple fell off and skittered across the floor under the other models' feet and she had to go chasing after it ("er, excuse me, that's my nipple under your shoe...")
I want her to tell these other folks off.
|Date:||September 4th, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)|| |
"So, I have a spare nipple, you need one?"
Things you'd only give/loan to a close friend...