The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - Lyssa, You Thought Your Move Was Bad? An Entry Guaranteed To Lose Me Two Friends
Lyssa, You Thought Your Move Was Bad? An Entry Guaranteed To Lose Me Two Friends|
My ex made you look like a walk in the park, Ferrett. He was the filthiest, nasty bastard I've ever had the misfortune of meeting, trust me.
He was a dick on top of that, but that's besides the point.
I used to clean apartments and houses for a living and what you described sounds like some of the shit I got stuck cleaning. I think one house was even worse!
Your ex sounds like a worse man than I will ever be, sweetie.
Gini and I got sent into gales of laughter the other night when we thought of inviting a maid into that mess. She walks in, sees the flies buzzing around wormy ferret poop, and we say, "We'd just like a light dusting. Once a week. We can't pay more than $75, is that okay?"