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January 12th, 2007
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Signs Of Personality
I'm staying at shadesong's house tonight, a glorious nerd castle that is both spacious and filled with clutter. It would drive Gini mad, a place filled with this many books and DVDs and magazines lying on every surface, but to me it is heaven. I found the ultimate sign of nerditude in this place, the emblazoned marking of multiple nerds living in a place:

Across from the toilet, at squatting reach, were not one but three pieces of reading material, each marked or left open at the spine, indicating where the last person had left off.

Aside from that, I talked with 'Song and Mouse (her artist, whose LJ name is too hard for me to spell correctly after five-point-five hours sleep) until three a.m., and I will be attending the shadesong room party at Arisia (with rosefox!) later this weekend. I've seen the list of attendees, and I am thrilled; I had no idea this was such an LJ haven. If you plan on showing up, lemme know so I can look forward to you.

But the problem with extensive talking is that it reveals things. About you.

shadesong: You should have stayed at that party. After you left, remember the naked people on the bed? It turned into a full-fledged orgy. The cops got called.

Me: Really? Who was involved?

shadesong: [Name withheld for privacy purposes] and a bunch of guys.

Me (frowning): That's not an orgy, you know. Orgies are multiple women and men, at least five total, or else you have a threesome or a foursome. Multiple guys, one girl? That's a gangbang. (Pauses, puts head in hands) Oh my God, I watch way too much porn.

shadesong: Why?

Me: Because if I downloaded a movie in the mood for an orgy and got a gangbang, I'd be pissed.

(34 shouts of denial | Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:norda
Date:January 12th, 2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
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If I didn't like you already, your love of precision in description would win my admiration.

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From:shadesong
Date:January 12th, 2007 02:36 pm (UTC)
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Note: My house is usually not so cluttered! It was neat, like, two days ago. *pout*

Mouse's LJname is m0usegrrl.
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From:theferrett
Date:January 12th, 2007 02:43 pm (UTC)
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It's still neat. But it's cluttered.

I draw a distinction between "neat" and "uncluttered," because I've seen uncluttered houses that were filthy and cluttered houses that were neat. Yours is one of the latter.
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From:kitanzi
Date:January 12th, 2007 02:36 pm (UTC)
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So how would you qualify five or more people if they were all the same sex?
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From:theferrett
Date:January 12th, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC)
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That's either a girly gangbang or just an orgy with a modifier. Doesn't happen often enough to have its own terminology.
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From:m31andy
Date:January 12th, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
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homo-orgy perhaps?

I'm going to have to instigate some and see what we decide to come up with !
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From:phantom_wolfboy
Date:January 14th, 2007 05:40 am (UTC)
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How about "Homorgy" to cut out that extra "o" and make the whole thing easier to say?
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From:m31andy
Date:January 16th, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
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But then it sounds Swedish.

Mind you, it's definitely something that the Swedes would come up with.

Homorgy is a sexual smorgasbord.
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From:scriviner
Date:January 12th, 2007 07:40 pm (UTC)
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Depending on the configuration it could also be a daisy chain.
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From:vrax
Date:January 12th, 2007 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Why were the police called?
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From:shadesong
Date:January 12th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
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It was just hotel security, really. Too much noise.
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From:vrax
Date:January 12th, 2007 08:31 pm (UTC)
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Oh I thought he meant actual cops.

Hmm, question, which is a lower form of pig:
Mall Cops
OR
Hotel Security

????
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From:tormentedartist
Date:January 12th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
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I agree with you on the gangbang. It was the first thing to pop into my head as well.
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From:kmg_365
Date:January 12th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
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I agree, that would be a gangbang.

I have to ask, though - what kind of party was that?
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From:litch
Date:January 13th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
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never been to arisa?
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From:theferrett
Date:January 15th, 2007 10:00 am (UTC)
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This was Dragon*Con, though.
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From:kmg_365
Date:January 16th, 2007 01:18 pm (UTC)
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What is this arisa of which you speak?
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From:ahsirakh
Date:January 12th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
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Multiple guys, one girl? That's a gangbang.

Meh, that assumes that all the guys were gunning for the girl.
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From:nex0s
Date:January 12th, 2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
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Yep. If it's multiple bi-guys and a girl, that's an orgy!

N.
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From:deliriousminuet
Date:January 13th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
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That was my thought.
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From:allroads
Date:January 12th, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
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I'd call shananagans.
I don't know how many parties I know where if you I didn't show up, or the second I left, or despite other witness accounts, the host told me an orgy "broke out".
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From:shadesong
Date:January 12th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Well, there were already naked people on the bed when he left, you know.
From:allroads
Date:January 12th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Ok I missed the part about the naked people.

...although personally I wouldn't have left Casa de Nude Nerds, unless it was on fire or something.
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From:theferrett
Date:January 15th, 2007 10:00 am (UTC)
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I wouldn't post about a party where I left it and nobody was naked and it theoretically ended in an orgy. That's just not something I'd do.

This year's party? No orgy. No biggie, though.
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From:shadesong
Date:January 18th, 2007 12:59 am (UTC)
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Some half-nude romping on the bed, though, and this time there were two girls in the mix. (And 3, 4 guys?) Had it not been the first party like this for one of the girls - who was fairly vanilla when she met me, but we're fixing that - an orgy would most likely have occurred.

Maybe next year. Hell, maybe at Boskone.
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From:theferrett
Date:January 15th, 2007 09:59 am (UTC)
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Why do I usually find 'em?

This is odd.
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From:scathedobsidian
Date:January 12th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
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You know, when we first met, one of the things I found myself thinking was "wow, he really does watch too much porn".
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From:theferrett
Date:January 15th, 2007 09:58 am (UTC)
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I wanna ask why, but I prolly don't wanna know the answer.
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From:nosuchluckhere
Date:January 12th, 2007 09:11 pm (UTC)
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You know, from what Ive seen, a pile of naked people usually leads somewhere.





You know what would be stellar? If someone video taped it and put it on the net. Then, The Ferret goes to download orgy porn and ends up with thatXDXDXD.



I love how twistedly funny life is sometimes
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From:lensman
Date:January 16th, 2007 07:28 am (UTC)
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"You know, from what Ive seen, a pile of naked people usually leads somewhere."

Yes... A broken bed.... (Expensive but usually worth it).... :-)
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From:yakavenger
Date:January 12th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)

Weee, ferrett!

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Blazepoet and I should be there tonight. Look for the busty girl with the pink nose ring and the guy in the "hex anthill processor" t-shirt.
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From:theferrett
Date:January 13th, 2007 05:18 am (UTC)

Re: Weee, ferrett!

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And, in fact, I did find you!

Woot!
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From:yakavenger
Date:January 13th, 2007 01:13 pm (UTC)

Re: Weee, ferrett!

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Indeed you did, and you were wonderful company. And hopefully we'll see you later today, or at least observe from a distance at your panels.
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From:apocalypse_0
Date:January 13th, 2007 08:52 am (UTC)

Orgy vs Bang

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I know if it's one girl doing a bunch of guys, it's a gangbang.

But what if some of the guys catch as well as pitch? Doesn't that make it an orgy again?
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