The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - Con Report, Part I
April 22nd, 2006
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Con Report, Part I

In the first two hours of Penguicon, I watched them make ice cream with liquid nitrogen, at which point it was explained that because of the extreme temperature differential, you can pour liquid nitrogen on your hands and body without harm. (In small doses, anyway.)

Of course I had to ask: “Can you pour some on me?” And so they splashed liquid nitrogen on my arm, pants, and shoes, where it immediately billowed out in clouds of chilly gas.

Immediately after that, someone came up to me and said, “You’re the Ferrett? I am going to blow your mind.” And the she did, when she revealed herself to be a professional contortionist by literally bending herself over backwards, and then proceeded to do some contact juggling.

With a start like that, it’s going to be hard to top the rest of it.


The pleasant thing about being here is meeting personal heroes of mine who recognize me. I had a great twenty-minute conversation with Howard Tayler, creator of Schlock Mercenary, and we discussed comic techniques and profitability over the Guest dinner on Thursday night. (He’s one heck of a nice guy, and very forthcoming about what it takes to run a comic that isn’t just a total timesink.) Then I ran into Rob Balder, creator of one of the funniest comics on earth (PartiallyClips), and it turned out that he had not only read Home on the Strange but now links to it from PC.

I am grateful and astonished whenever anyone’s heard of me, let alone people I really respect.

I also met Eric Millikin, who does a strip called Fetus-X I hadn’t heard of before, but am glad I saw. Warren Ellis says that Fetus-X “made him laugh out loud,” and it’s a riotously wrong, experimental, heavily-liberal tale of a fetus in a jar. When you have comics with headlines like “Elder Gods Stole My Fetus!” and “I Explained Pro-Lifers To The Dead!” you certainly have my attention.

That said, it’s a little weird to be on the same panel with him. He’s really trying to break new boundaries in political cartooning, and I’m basically going for a classic approach with HotS, so it feels weird to be compared with what he’s doing in any way.

He also, I should add, sells small buttons with the word </lj-drama> on them, which everyone here wants to buy. They are only $2.00, and available in the dealers’ room.


Speaking of exclusive deals, I made color copies of several of the best HotS strips and have plastered them around the convention – which sent me straight into a panic attack. I’m insecure enough about my own work, but the seventh time you see your own gag just before you put it up for a crowd of hundreds, it loses all funniness. I called up Gin-Gin in a panic, saying, “You’d tell me if it was completely not funny, right? Because I’m going to be totally humiliated here if you’re humoring me!”

If you find HotS far funnier than I do, though, I should add that there is a “secret sixth” comic at Penguicon, wherein I’ve posted a great strip that won’t be running for two weeks. Consider that an incentive to get down here.


The con is awash in adorably cute women. Treebones is a total babe, and the I-already-knew-she-was-a-knockout Okuninushii arrived in a corset and a backpack with a laminated sign that says, “TheFerrett knows good sex.” I went out to dinner with she and her boyfriend, and traded many good stories, and then watched in horror as child after child snuck up behind her at the mall to read her sign about how I knew great sex.

A very cute blonde pointed at me as I was walking by and said, “It’s The Ferrett!” I introduced myself to her and her I-think-a-squeeze, at which point she seemed weirded out that I had responded. It was kind of like a nature tour, I guess, where you just point at passing animals and shout out their name. “Look! A sea turtle!”


The con folks are, to a man and woman, really really cool people. I am having many funny conversations, and enjoying myself muchly.

I met the Tron Guy, who you’ll know if you’ve heard of him, and Eric Raymond, the guy who kick-started the open source movement. I’ve also chatted briefly with Chris DiBona, the open-source project manager for, um, Google, and I cameoed as The Minister Who Spike Attacks in the Buffy Musical sing-along.

I also had a moment of brief embarrassment when I met a woman who was in charge of developing artificial intelligence models for the Department of Defense to help model Baghdad in some way that would predict attacks. Unfortunately, it was a noisy restaurant, and when she said it I had to clarify: “You do that?”

I have been hoping for the rest of the weekend that she took it as what I meant it, as in, “What?” as opposed to “You? Silly woman do program-stuff? That’s unpossible!”


Today, I’m on three panels – the 1:00 Web Comics panel, the 6:00 “Geeks and Flirting” panel, and I’m helping to judge the masquerade. Should be interesting. Show up if y’like.

(34 shouts of denial | Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:earthgoat
Date:April 22nd, 2006 12:48 pm (UTC)
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I introduced myself to her and her I-think-a-squeeze, at which point she seemed weirded out that I had responded.

Yup, he's my squeeze (husband). But I thought you were weireded out that I responded!
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From:scarletdemon
Date:April 22nd, 2006 01:54 pm (UTC)

“Geeks and Flirting”?

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Hahaha! Oh DAMN I wish I could come to that!
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From:fluffworld
Date:April 22nd, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
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I think it's adorable that you can just meander happily along with people recoginising you left, right and centre and be able to greet them nicely without turning into a paranoid ball of twitching doom.
Because whenever I hear someone say "Oh, so YOU'RE Sadhbh", I instantly start going "ohdeargod, what have you heard about me, what have you HEARD, damn you!"
In fact, people found this so amusing they put a notice and photo up in the staff room of a gaming Con that I was going to with instruction to the staff to greet me with that exact phrase if they saw me.
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From:kuhpuh
Date:April 23rd, 2006 05:46 am (UTC)

Sorry. Off topic.

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I effin' LOVE your icon! May I steal?
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From:fluffworld
Date:April 23rd, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Sorry. Off topic.

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*grin*
Feel free. Bear in mind that I robbed it off tisme, who can't even REMEMBER who she robbed it off, so if the maker of the icon turns out to be an angry ninja that hunts you down, I'm sorry. :D
From:(Anonymous)
Date:April 24th, 2006 04:18 am (UTC)

Re: Sorry. Off topic.

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Sweet! I'll take my chances.
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From:kuhpuh
Date:April 24th, 2006 04:20 am (UTC)

Re: Sorry. Off topic.

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Oops. That was me.
From:dubbage42
Date:April 22nd, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
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See!

They like you! They really like you!

:P

Sounds like you're having a great time - and I'm glad!

Deb
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From:merle_
Date:April 22nd, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
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I really hate having to ask people to repeat things in noisy restaurants. Much of the problem is either that I'm going deaf, or my internal parser is corrupt and interprets "it's a fine day at the park" as "otters fail delivery of pork", which, if it happened, would be a fine reason to say "excuse me, what did you say?". But I fear causing offense.

Sounds like a cool con, have fun!
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From:mrmanatee
Date:April 22nd, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
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Damn those otters. I need my pork.
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From:zoethe
Date:April 22nd, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
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I know the feeling! A couple weeks ago a colleague called me to firm up our lunch plans. I said that, yes, I was still available. His next comment left me speechless:

"How--How's the Booze Hound?"

It took me a few seconds to realize that what he had said was, "How's House of Blues sound?" By that time he was retracting the suggestion, figuring I was hesitating. I explained, and we both got a good laugh at that one.
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From:merle_
Date:April 22nd, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
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*laugh*
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From:jcfiala
Date:April 22nd, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
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Sounds like you're having a great time! Wish I were there.
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From:kuhpuh
Date:April 22nd, 2006 05:55 pm (UTC)

Geeks and Flirting!

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Can you post a transcription of that panel later? :)
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From:fortuna_juvat
Date:April 23rd, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)

Re: “Geeks and Flirting”?

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A somewhat shortened transcript:

1. Wash yourself.

2. Don't be creepy.
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From:kuhpuh
Date:April 23rd, 2006 05:44 am (UTC)

Re: “Geeks and Flirting”?

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There must be more to it. I've got those down. :)
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From:fortuna_juvat
Date:April 23rd, 2006 01:05 pm (UTC)

Re: “Geeks and Flirting”?

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Well, there's the part where you don't get to decide if you're creepy or not, and the way to tell is to read the opposite person's body language.
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From:kuhpuh
Date:April 23rd, 2006 05:56 pm (UTC)

Re: “Geeks and Flirting”?

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Terribly interesting, although contradictory.

And still I'm wondering, as I was in my first comment, what theferrett had to say in the panel.
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From:jer_
Date:April 24th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)

Re: “Geeks and Flirting”?

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And smile... wash yourself, don't be creepy, smile... and don't be near chuck when he asks how his chloroform rag smells
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From:mightydoll
Date:April 22nd, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
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You met the Tron guy?

Do you mean Brendan Smalls, or is this some Tron guy I'm totally unfamiliar with?
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From:jmaynard
Date:April 23rd, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
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No, he means me.
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From:fortuna_juvat
Date:April 22nd, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
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And today, sans-corset I'm unrecognizeable to men and women alike! :-P

Behold, the power of steel boning and boobies.
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From:fluffworld
Date:April 24th, 2006 08:47 am (UTC)
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God, now *there's* a sig quote.
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From:misterflames
Date:April 22nd, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)

Trust me on this...

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The next time you see Howard, especially if he's at a booth, make sure you get one of his business cards, and be sure you give him fifteen cents for it.

He'll understand. Make sure you let him know that "Vermilion" sent you. He'll appreciate it, believe me.

I don't get *enough* death threats, you see.
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From:howardtayler
Date:April 26th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)

Re: Trust me on this...

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I know where you live, punk. I am SO going to draw in your book...
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From:misterflames
Date:May 25th, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)

Re: Trust me on this...

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I ordered five, Howard. How do you knwo* you'll be drawing in *mine*?

This ought to be interesting. Oh, and how did you like Thud?

* -- Yet another inside joke. At least it wasn't a knwo-bot that did it.
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From:reaverta
Date:May 25th, 2006 06:29 am (UTC)

Re: Trust me on this...

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At least you didn't tell him to send Howard cooking.
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From:her_lens_flared
Date:April 22nd, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
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THE Tron Guy?!?!?!
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From:jmaynard
Date:April 23rd, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
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How many Tron Guys do you know of?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:April 23rd, 2006 05:46 pm (UTC)

linux sf cartooning...

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argh... I missed it.
I didn't even send a perzine this year. (area163)

or get to fanboy the webcomics panal. http://packrat.comicgenesis.com) stalking millionaires is my strip.

Or ask for a social agent (data-miner) that isn't a spreadsheet. One that actually sniff my mail and TELL ME! about these things.


// HACK!

struct LIST{
char[127][127] = NULL;
};


/yah, with obj people ya gotta use globals or the twits eat ALL your memory*/

void main (int argc, char argv[]){

struct LIST_1[0] = "LINUx"; // caps,small and mis spelling etc?

FILE list = fopen ("keywords" , "rb");

}

sigh. ya get the general idea.

whimper.

packrat
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From:renniekins
Date:April 24th, 2006 08:20 am (UTC)
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Hi! Hope you had fun in Buffy. I was the one playing Anya, so I was backstage during your part (alas), but I'll hopefully see it on the videotapes eventually.

Anyhoo, just saying 'hi'. This was a fun con!
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From:theferrett
Date:April 27th, 2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
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Howdy! Just wanted to say that you did a great job. I was highly impressed.

Sad that the audience didn't sing along much louder, but I can hardly blame the excellent stagework for that, y'know?
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From:renniekins
Date:April 28th, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
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Thanks, I had a good time doing it. Maybe we should pass out lyrics if there is a next time, or get somebody to conduct or something. I heard some singing along, but it sounded more isolated -- like maybe three people were singing lustily, instead of a whole audience joining in.
From:tlatoani
Date:April 24th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
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I should add that there is a “secret sixth” comic at Penguicon, wherein I’ve posted a great strip that won’t be running for two weeks.

Son of a... I wish I'd read LJ more during the con. I saw a couple of them, and assumed they were all older comics. Since I've already read them all, I didn't bother checking.
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