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February 18th, 2005
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Christian Propaganda
Strangely work-safe link... but you must click it.

(Stolen from the StarCityGames.com forums, from a guy who has my favorite forum sig yet: "Just shut up and play Affinity.")

(Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:[info]purplkat
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC)
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After the opening line ("I like! Big! BIBLES!"), it was pretty stupid. But the opening line was funny.
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC)
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I love it, I have a lot of places to pass it on.

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From:[info]nakedcelt
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)
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All I got was the "Windows Media Player" moving logo, and a pop-up that got through Mozilla Firefox.
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)
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In my LJ, I have the original site that links to a QT version, a Real version and a Windows version.

And the lyrics.

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From:[info]raylenetaskoski
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
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That was awesome. I love "Baby Got Back" and that was just hilarious. (and I don't mean as in 'Look at those silly Christians', but as in how creative!)

...raylene
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From:[info]crm17
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
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That was really really funny. Very well done.
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From:[info]vfc
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
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That is the scariest, most wonderful link ever.
From:[info]flcodemonkey
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
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Tres Bizarre! I am getting flashbacks of Saved!. BTW, was I the only one that thought that the girl at the beginning strongly resembled Chelsea Clinton?
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From:[info]demiurgent
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:59 pm (UTC)
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I'm frightened at how much enjoyment I took from this.
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From:[info]raylenetaskoski
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)
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Hahaha! That was awesome. I bought the DVD. Seriously. This is what I wrote in the paypal Note to Seller box:

"Don't you love it when someone puts a link to show how silly Christians are and then someone follows that link and buys a DVD? Yeah, bad press is better than no press!"

:D

...raylene
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From:[info]stuffies
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:07 pm (UTC)
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Wow, that is scary and ...not scary all at once. Really creative, even if it is kinda silly.
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From:[info]demiurgent
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
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Hey, I challenge you to find the passage in Old Testament, New Testament or the Apocrapha that says "Thou shalt have no sense of humor to speak of." ;)
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From:[info]mysticjuicer
Date:February 20th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)

I believe the words I'm looking for are:

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"Amen. Double up, A-men!" :>)
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From:[info]perich
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:07 pm (UTC)
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work-safe

Websense says NO! But that's hardly your fault.
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
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Try the original site, linked to in my LJ or at least read the lyrics there.
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From:[info]kagomeshuko
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:11 pm (UTC)
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I love that. . .it's so creative and funny! Somebody had posted that earlier in her journal and I had posted it at Christian Forums, where I spend most of my online time now.

I always say, "Alas, I am more of a paperback NRSV girl." LOL

Stein Auf!
Bridget
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From:[info]pikacharma
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:11 pm (UTC)
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That is the single most horrifying thing I have ever seen in my life.
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From:[info]phrawzty
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:13 pm (UTC)
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holy crap!



(sorry, it had to be said)
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From:[info]happydog
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
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it's so work-safe, it didn't even work for me...
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From:[info]gentleman_lech
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:17 pm (UTC)
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I think I am far too amused by the fact that Websense blocks it as "tasteless".
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
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Try the original site, linked to in my LJ or at least read the lyrics there.
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From:[info]pbristow
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
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ROFL! Thankyou. =:o}

The point may be lost on some viewers outside of Christianity or not familiar with some of it's forms, but I think this is a pretty sharp down-to-earth rebuttal to the those endless "which translation is best?" discussions indulged in by certain snobbish taking-ourselves-far-too-seriously Christian groups. I love it.
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From:[info]sohma_kodora
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
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Thank you for reminding me of Seminary. This may or may not be sarcastic, not sure yet.
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From:[info]batshua
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC)
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My bible's bigger than your bible.

(It may not have as many books, but it weighs twice as much.)
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From:[info]stone_
Date:February 18th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
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Once you add in the commentaries it's not even close...
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From:[info]batshua
Date:February 18th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC)
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True. I have one butt-kicking Tanach!
From:[info]kahunadoctor
Date:February 20th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)
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mmmm...gemara
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From:[info]narel
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
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wow. that was pretty fabulous. i wonder if there is an mp3 floating around somewhere...
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From:[info]pirate_eggie
Date:February 19th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
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Oh my God! That's an icon I made...where did you find it? I'm curious since I made it specifically for a friend and never expected it to pop up anywhere else.
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From:[info]narel
Date:February 20th, 2005 02:58 am (UTC)
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One of my friends had it on his photo-storage website with a bunch of other neat icons and random things. Would you like me to cease using it since you made it for someone?
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From:[info]pirate_eggie
Date:February 20th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)
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Naw, it's cool. I would like to see his photostorage site though.
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From:[info]saomigray
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)
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yeah...that's pretty scary. and funny. geez.
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From:[info]blazepoet
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:33 pm (UTC)

I cannot figure out

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The worst part is I still can't figure out it if was suppose to be serious or sarcastic.

What does that say when religion is being pushed with a catchy hip wrapper and you cannot tell it apart from people mocking it…

Following the link I still can’t figure out if it is a parody or not. Someone who named their child Zion Daniel Smith? Gyah, this is painful.

Christianity the new cool.
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From:[info]apocalypse_0
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)

Wow...

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Yup, I'm awake!

Thanks, Ferrett.
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From:[info]keonandra
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:38 pm (UTC)
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*cracks up*
Considering my husband grew up Mormon, I have GOT to show him this *can't hold it in, dies laughing* Oh god someone save me! *raspberries*
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From:[info]stone_
Date:February 18th, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)
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That was awesome.
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From:[info]2ashes
Date:February 18th, 2005 07:40 pm (UTC)

wow...

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That was almost scary. I can appreciate the sentiment behind it, but it's really, out there.

-Matt
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From:[info]ch
Date:February 18th, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC)
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A+
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From:[info]klig
Date:February 18th, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC)
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Cute.
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From:[info]lyzz13
Date:February 18th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Notice how the girl he's proposing to is preggers?
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From:[info]noacat
Date:February 19th, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
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No shit. What the hell kinda Christian girl is she anyway? The least they coulda done is get someone who WASN'T obviously with child. Damn. I SAY GOD DAMN!
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 19th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
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It's his wife -- they had been trying for 5 years to have a baby. I guess he still wanted her in his video.
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From:[info]noacat
Date:February 19th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)
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Hmmm. Well, at least I have an answer.

Oddly, if you think about it, he's appearing in the vid with his wife as the woman he wants. Therefore, no conflict in belief.

Or it could just be all that Nyquil I took. ^_~
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 19th, 2005 02:53 am (UTC)
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Yeah, makes sense, as does his not making kissy faces at a woman who isn't his wife. (As in he doesnt use the video as an excuse to be fake.)
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From:[info]noacat
Date:February 19th, 2005 02:58 am (UTC)
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Well, I guess it wasn't the Nyquil then. Good to know, because I haven't gone to bed yet...and as we all know, not going to bed before the Nyquil works CAN be a dangerous thing.
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From:[info]kibbles
Date:February 19th, 2005 03:00 am (UTC)
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Oh enjoy every minute of blissful, NyQuil induced sleep. :D
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From:[info]noacat
Date:February 19th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)
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I shall. Wake me up if I fall asleep on the keyboard. Drool has a tendancy to short it out.
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From:[info]noacat
Date:February 19th, 2005 12:53 am (UTC)
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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY! Someone just sent me this link today and I posted it in my own journal. I seriously don't know whether I ought to be amused or severly frightened by it.
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