The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - March 31st, 2008
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01:23 pm
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My Work Ated My Post: Truth or Dare
I had a great post all in my mind this morning, and then some emergency work-patches suddenly shot that right out of the way. So instead, let me tell you how to break Truth or Dare.
It takes two turns, and is dependent upon the person a) asking for Truth, and b) answering honestly. But the question you then ask is this:
"What question are you most terrified of me asking right now because you don't want to say the answer in public?"
Then wait for their next turn. They'll either have to answer the question they're most terrified of, giving you the juiciest dirt you can imagine, or they'll go for Dares all night, which is just spiffy, too.
Yeah, this worked on me. Like hell I'm telling you the answer. Love to your mama.
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04:59 pm
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How To Win At Donations
SALES GUY: "Hi, is Gini home?"
ME: "Who is this?"
SALES GUY: "I'm calling from Rocky River High School."
ME: "Is it important? Because she's asleep right now."
SALES GUY (laughing): "Oh, no. When we call, it's never about anything important."
ME: "I don't know what you're selling - but Mister, you just made me buy it."
(Another Hallmark coupon book, purchased and then forgotten. GO ROCKY RIVER BASKETBALL TEAM! Or something.)
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