The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - March 12th, 2008
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09:43 am
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Stupid Nader
Even after all this time, I can't believe fucking Ralph Nader has announced he's running for President again. Who does he think he is, exercising his Constitutional right to run for office?
I mean, it was absolutely terrible when, in 2000, Nader ran. I think we can all agree on that. Because Al Gore was kissing ass to the right-wing in an attempt to get votes, talking about how censoring records was a great idea and leaving Bill Clinton locked in a closet somewhere because he didn't need him, and then Ralph came along. What a jerk. Didn't he know that if a Democrat was fucking up their run for the Presidency, everyone should just sit back and take it?
How dare he offer an alternative? How dare he offer a Democrat competition? How dare he introduce new ideas into a campaign?
What a fuckwit.
And then it turned out that yeah, Al Gore had alienated so many of his left-wingers in his rampant attempt to sway the right wing that Nader made a difference! And I think that's awful. I think that when a Democrat runs, nobody should offer any alternatives any more. Because when a Democrat runs, they shouldn't have to worry about alienating their core constituency! It should be like it usually is: If you think Al's way too hawkish and right-wing for you, then you should just have to suck it up and vote Democratic anyway, because what you gonna do? Vote Republican?
Al should have just been able to sit back and snicker while the pillars of his party seethed impotently with rage. That's the way it's supposed to be.
But Al didn't realize things had changed. He didn't realize that Nader, that absolute bastard, had given people an alternative, and so Al - quite understandably! - kept writing off us die-hard liberals just like he was supposed to, and then Nader fucked it up. What a bastard.
And now he's running again. What a cocksucker. I mean, don't people know what's important in America is not that people have the right to vote for the person they choose, but to ensure that a Democrat gets into office by any means necessary in 2008? Fuck free speech! Fuck people's right to choose! The important thing is that we get our guy in office in the next election, and that's all that matters.
Fucking Nader. Someone should tell him what's really important in America. That bastard.
Tags: bitch please the caveman wins handily, bob dole, nader nader nader, politics
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12:05 pm
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Stolen From ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) asim, And I Could Use The Ego Boost
If you were able to spend one night with me, what 5 things would you want to do? (They don't have to be sexual.)
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Then repost this in your journal and see what people want to do with you!
Comments are screened and will likely remain that way.
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04:35 pm
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Wow.
I was expecting, and reasonably pleased by, the number of folks who said they'd like to play Rock Band with me and then go to the Velvet Tango Room. And indeed, I do love good conversation and D&D! And there are some other cool ideas there!
But you know, forty comments later and not one person wants to have sex with me? Oof. Brutal on the ol' ego! And looking at the meme's mutation, people have had to explicitly say, "HAY IF I WASN'T MARRIED EXACTLY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEXXOR WITH ME?" But I was kinda hoping someone would jump ship. 'Cause, you know, you feel kinda pathetic asking.
Next up: Me, standing on a street corner, begging for comments. Wait, that's an icon.
The best response, however, was from the dearly-departed scouseboy:
1. Find a computer and printer.
2. Print out this entry 100 times.
3. Roll the stack of printouts into a tight baton-like club.
4. Chase you round the room until I catch you.
5. When I catch you, beat you unconscious while chanting "MEMES ARE SELF-INDULGENT TWADDLE."
Man has a point. If only he'd jammed it up my ass. Then I could think of it as not only sex, but surprise buttsex. And we all know how much I love that.
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06:00 pm
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Alice In Chains' Best Song By A Long Shot, But Really Hard On Guitar Hero
I realize that I've been promising to link to this post from naamah_darling for the last week, but today I figure I might as well do it. It's one of the coolest posts I think I've ever seen on LJ, and certainly not like anything I've seen anywhere else.
On Bones.
(Also, if you like some fucking gorgeous knockout artwork that I only wish I could afford, check out her art. This is not a plug. I'm just telling you these are pretties you really, really wanna look at.)
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08:06 pm
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Witness My Funny!
sheryl67: So do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Me: You kidding? I invented them.
sheryl67: What kind of jelly?
Me: I'm not eager to start this religious war. You first.
sheryl67 : Grape or strawberry or cherry preserves. I like 'em all.
Me: So you're polyjamorous.
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