The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - February 22nd, 2008

The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - February 22nd, 2008

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February 22nd, 2008

February 22nd, 2008
12:45 am [Link]	A Weird Swingers' Ad "We are not into kissing, but want everything else." Man, I couldn't imagine how that would go. I mean, I guess one could see a kiss as too intimate to share with others.... But then where do you start? I'd be intimidated as fuck to go, "All right, no kisses, lemme jam my hands down your pants." Or just going straight for the boobs, without any preamble. I mean, I'd never thought of the kiss as a ramp-up, but skipping straight to second base is intimidating as all fuck. I can't imagine just walking up and twiddling someone's nipples like I was flicking on a light. I guess it can be done, but yeezum crow, that'd take balls the size of a globe. (51 shouts of denial \| tell me I'm full of it)
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08:49 am [Link]	From An Email, Elsewhere Anything else is icing on the cake. Wait. That's a bad metaphor. I eat frosting out of the can. Anything else is the cake on the icing. (9 shouts of denial \| tell me I'm full of it)
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11:36 am [Link]	A Random Friday Poll Poll #1142559 SCOOP! Open to: All, results viewable to: All I have eaten frosting directly out of the can. View Answers Yes. 465 (78.0%) No. 131 (22.0%) I have eaten peanut butter directly out of the can. View Answers Yes. 507 (84.8%) No. 91 (15.2%) I have eaten some other raw ingredient directly out of its container that I shouldn't have, which I will reveal in the comments. View Answers Yes. 262 (44.9%) No. 69 (11.8%) Yes, but fuck you if you think I'm sharing my flour-eating fetish with the world. 253 (43.3%) (246 shouts of denial \| tell me I'm full of it)

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