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January 25th, 2008

January 25th, 2008
10:35 am [Link]	My Favorite Review Of Cloverfield Evar sheryl67, attempting to convince her severely-not-loving-horror-movies husband rbradakis to see Cloverfield: "I just want you to come with me so that you will cling to me like a balloon rubbed all over a naked Robin Williams. Then you will immediately want to speed home and have 'OH MY GOD! I'm Glad to be Alive' sex." So very, very true. (30 shouts of denial | tell me I'm full of it)
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10:38 am [Link]	A Page Taken From My New Partner I'm currently experiencing some life issues that are making it hard to post right now. Yet strangely, now's when I need the contact So I'll steal a page from yuki_onna and ask something: Intimacy breeds intimacy, you know? And since I can't touch any of you tonight, I'm throwing open the gates. Email me.Tell me. Whatever you've been holding back, too shy and embarrassed to tell me, too sure I'd laugh or reject you somehow, too ashamed or afraid or just too short on time and too far away. I'll answer everything. I won't laugh. I won't reject. I'm right here. I won't tell. It's just us, whispering in the dark. Life is too short to waste not being as close as we can be. Throw out your arms and tell me something real. It's night here, and I am feeling raw and honest. I want to touch you again. Comments are screened, emails are utterly confidential. (tell me I'm full of it)
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01:45 pm [Link]	A Wondrous Experience I asked y'all to email me this morning with your most intimate secrets, the things you were holding back, and man. I'm just stunned. For example, "Hearn, Cody" emailed me several times to reveal his most deep-seated fear - that his penis is too small. His wife laughs at him, if you can believe that. Fortunately, he seems to be well on the road to recovery thanks to this pill he found, and frankly I'm glad it's working out for him. Another friend, "Hung Gamble," is concerned because his watches just aren't selling. He has Rolex replicas - well, actually he types it "R0l3x replicas," I think he's dyslexic - for sale and he can't move his stock. And he trusts me to help him. Prince Abdul Salachte contacted me from Nigeria, and man... I can't even get into his sob story. It's tragic, what's happened, but I think he's clued me in to a way where we can both get rich together. Thank God. I want to know that I can help my fellow man. All you beautiful people. Reaching out to me. Sometimes emailing me forty or fifty variants of your same cry from the soul at a time. It brings a tear to my eye. I love you. (21 shouts of denial | tell me I'm full of it)