Life With Shasta|
*Ferrett gets up from his chair*
Shasta: YOU’RE UP YOU’RE UP YOU’RE UP! WHAT MAGIC WILL YOU UNDERTAKE NOW? WHAT CRAZY WONDERLAND WILL YOU LEAD ME TO?!? TAKE ME THERE, YOU MADCAP HUMAN, OH LEAD ME TO YOUR MYSTICAL GARDENS!
Ferrett: I’m getting the cable bill.
*Shasta dances for another ten minutes after I sit down*
*Ferrett gets up*
Shasta: HE RISES, TO WORK HIS GLORY UPON THE WORLD! SHOW ME! SHOW ME WHAT GREATNESS IT IS YOU INTEND TO ACCOMPLISH, OH MASTER! I CAN’T HOLD MY ENTHUSIASM – LOOK, I’M DANCING! I’M DANCING! WHEN WILL YOU UNLEASH THE PARTY HELD WITHIN YOU? WILL YOU _
Ferrett: I’m peeing, Shasta. That’s all there is.
*Shasta looks at me expectantly*
Ferrett: Seriously. You don’t have to watch my every micturation.
*Shasta sits, patiently, waiting for some urine-related magnificence that will never come*
Cross-posted from Ferrett's Real Blog.
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