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A Question That May Destroy My Sex Life Forever|
In a Facebook discussion, a friend of mine said that, surprisingly enough, she didn’t want to have sex with someone who’d increased his penis size via irradiated cadaver tissue implants. She said, and I quote, it would be “creepy to be intimate with the skin of more than one person.” Which, hey, if you don’t want to suck the nuclear zombie cock, that’s your business.
On the other hand, my mouth is full of irradiated dead men’s bones. They flayed my gums open and dumped in bone chips scavenged from corpses (WARNING: post full of pictures) in order to build up my gum tissue enough that they could put in implants. And, as I noted, women are far more likely to kiss me than they are to make intimate contact with Little Elvis, more’s the pity.
So. Because I am stupidly curious about such things, which is creepier? Kissing a guy with dead bones in his mouth, or sexing up a guy with nuclear dead men in his cock? State your opinion, and your justification! I want to know.
Cross-posted from Ferrett's Real Blog.
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Tags: imaginations running wild like wolves, making an idiot of yourself on the inter, sex, why do i do this
Neither one is any creepier than fondling a pair of tits that have been inflated with sacks of squishy plastic.
The lack of interest from me wouldn't be the source of the parts, it would be the ridiculous vanity of getting penis enlargement in the first place. That points to Issues, man. Teeth are different; you *need* teeth.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 04:33 pm (UTC)|| |
I'm right there with you. The mere fact that a guy felt the need to do such a thing would be a turn off in the first place.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 04:29 pm (UTC)|| |
===Erm....apples and hentai kumquats issue there. The jaw was a medical necessity, and more than internal massage device.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 04:30 pm (UTC)|| |
Arg..more than an internal massage, even...
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 04:37 pm (UTC)|| |
If it's all healed up and I didn't have to watch neither would bother me.
I'm going to go with the nuclear reanimated cock as more creepy. Cocks are soft tissue, much more "alive" than bones in the first place. Whereas with bones, they're covered with the de-flayed gums, which is at least you.
In fact, having someone else's techno-bones is more cool cyborg than creepy cadaver, IMO. Of course, I may just be rationalizing there since my jaws contain both dead people's bones and titanium.
I kind of like being a corpse-cyborg.
Careful. Sex with a zombie cock create a legion of cock addled zombie sluts.
I think I found that video at Crackle... 0_o;
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 05:27 pm (UTC)|| |
I have no problem with being intimate with more than one person's skin simultaneously, though there's definitely something creepy to me about both "cadaver" and "irradiated". Creepy enough to hatch a plotbunny... must go write now...!!
(Also in agreement with those above who suggested that his need to do this is problematic from an emotional standpoint, although it does make a difference to me whether he started out in normal range and wanted to be huge vs fixing something that could be considered an actual deficiency, medically or statistically speaking.)
Niether sounds creepy to me.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 06:05 pm (UTC)|| |
The next time I kiss you, I will immediately announce "Mmmm, scavanged corpse bones!"
I'm good at killing moods, yesindeedy.
That's just gotta suck all around.
Neither, as long as neither is rancid or anything. If it's healthy and functioning, I mean, OK. I mean, forget about tissue and teeth.. what about a heart transplant? Wait... isn't there a movie about that, with David Duchovny and Minnie Driver?
It wasn't a bad movie, actually. Kind of cute.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 06:28 pm (UTC)|| |
*shrug* My boyfriend had transplanted corpse tissue when he had problems with receding gums, so I know that doesn't bother me.
The idea of nuclear zombie cock is actually pretty cool, IMO.
They transplanted the skin from the roof of my mouth for my gums... Considering how painful it was to have to regrow all the skin on the roof of my mouth, I think I would've preferred dead man's skin.
Oh the winkie for sure.
Yeas ago I, um, "knew" a gentleman who bragged about having a ligament severed to, in his words, "give him that extra inch". yeah, I faked it and never saw him again. I've never encountered a little man who needed to be altered in any way.
Frankenpenis makes baby jesus cry.
Don't dodge the question: how big was it?
Going to have to go with Porno of the Carribean: Dead Man's Cock on this one. If you need to increase the size of your unit with dead dudes, insecurity much?
Irritated comment to no one in particular: Irradiated is not a bad thing, people get way too hung up on that.
As a student of nuclear engineering, it's not the irradiation per se, it's the the fact they had to sterilize dean man skin for implantation into a dick that just makes the whole thing more horrible.
... and there's joke in there somewhere.
You know, I don't care about nuclear zombie cock or corpsicle chompers.
And I'm not about to judge someone who had surgery on sensitive bits because I personally think we get way too into judging what other people do with their bodies. If he felt insecure or unhappy, and had the means to change that, then who the hell am I to pass judgement on this dude. Really? I've known quite a few women who had breast augmentation and it made a really incredible difference in their self-esteem. They were happier and so, I'm happy for them.
I'd like to be that open. And I can, in many cases. Not necessarily now.
bones inside your gums vs. penis skin of unknown origin
surgery necessary for normal life vs. vanity surgery
The situations don't really compare.
“creepy to be intimate with the skin of more than one person.”
Apparently your friend is not into group sex? For most of us, the issue would not be "skin of more than one person" but rather "skin from unknown cadavers in an intimate place" which is kind of creepy.
I'm pretty sure she is, or would be.
And as I've said elsewhere, I could chew okay after some adjustments. It felt like vanity to me, spending all that money.
I guess I'm all alone on this one. As long as the cock wasn't glowing or strangely misshapen, and it worked as a cock should work, I have no issues with it. In fact, I'd probably enjoy running sensation tests on it. For reference, I found your mouth flaying photos fascinating, and augmented boobies are still boobies to me.
|Date:||February 4th, 2012 02:21 am (UTC)|| |
If it glowed that would be kinda cool.
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 09:04 pm (UTC)|| |
Both of them sound awesome, but the nuclear wiener wins through dint of nukularity. My only wish would be that it would glow in the dark, I suspect I am not to be fulfilled here...
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 10:43 pm (UTC)|| |
glow-in-the-dark nuclear penii! That would be waaay fun! So far, the best I've seen is pubic hair brightened up with glow-in-the-dark dye/spray/gel.
is my partner now healthy and happy? can he function in all the ways he wants to function? has the a-ok for the pouncidies to commence?
then all systems go, baby, especially if he knows how to trip my trigger and i WILL let him know how to do it if he's not getting there.
to my mind its not any different than someone who needs a skin graft, or a metal rod or plate put in to keep bones together while healing. its all the medical magic that keeps people alive, and i'm all for it. :)
|Date:||February 3rd, 2012 10:27 pm (UTC)|| |
Dude, there are far worse things crawling in our mouths and our private parts than dead men's anythings. It's the LIVE stuff I'm worried about!
The tour of your mouth was informative, because I've had 6 implants (4 in front) to avoid ending up with dentures, after years of putting up with bridges that only worked for about 10 years and then, apparently, one's teeth shift position and you have to redo the whole thang. Implants are more expensive, but my dentist -- who btw is sooo hot I actually don't mind sitting in his chair looking up at him with my mouth wide open (too bad he's happily married! not to mention a professional) -- gah-ron-teed me these would last long past my death.
As for things people will put on the 'net: you mouth ain't nothing. Make a bigger ho'
Mine didn't promise, but I can hope. I'd like to never do this again.
Hair extensions (other person's hair)
Pretty white perfect teeth thanks to lots of dentistry
Skin that is clear thanks to lots of medications and sunscreen
and a living child that was surgically removed from me so we're both alive.
I also don't have a scar as they did a plastic surgery stitch and perhaps this is sharing too much but I'm not into body hair so yeah there's that too, I shave/wax/pluck whatever. I have dyed my hair and I often wear contacts of different colors and push up bras.
I often wonder what we'd all look like walking around if we'd not had braces etc.
While it would set me back a bit...I don't know that I am unwilling to accept someone changing something about themselves through science. It may not be my personal taste or in my evaluation, the most loving self expression but you know I don't *know* them as well as they know themselves.
And if they could use that technology to assist people with sex change operations I'd think that was pretty awesome.
Kissing or sucking on a douchebag of a guy. Meh, I'm more interested in his head, his wit, etc then I am in whether or not he's got dead men and nuclear cock.
giggles. Ok the little girl in me is singing nuclear cock right now lol.
The idea of transplants doesn't bother me at all. Actually, it's kind of a cool marvel of science in my mind. Then again, I'm actually quite happy to have my scar from the tumor removal in my arm and my stretch marks from having kids- things like that just make a person's body what it is, and shouldn't be anything to be ashamed of.