The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - The Usual Christmas, Part 1
December 25th, 2009
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The Usual Christmas, Part 1
I ask every year at Christmas: If you'd like to get me an inexpensive gift that will nevertheless make me do little happydances of joy, feel free to post cheesecake pictures of yourself in the comments here. (Alternatively, if they're spicy or you're shy, mail 'em to me at theferrett@theferrett.com.)

(And as always, every year I do this, some guy goes, "Oh ho, here I am! You didn't expect this!" and posts a picture of himself. And it's true that I'm straight, but a) I like seeing pictures of people anyway, b) I'm never shocked by photos of guys, and c) as far as I'm concerned, posting cute pictures of yourself where attractive people - potentially girls - can see them is usually a good idea. So it's like whoah, you sure are alternative, buddy.)

Merry merry!

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From:mseuphrates
Date:December 25th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)

Will this do?

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From:theferrett
Date:December 25th, 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)

Re: Will this do?

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Definitely a fine start to the holidays! *g*
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From:plinko
Date:December 25th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
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From:miintikwa
Date:December 25th, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
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The really cheesecake photo that I wanted I don't have on this computer, sadly. This one will have to do. I apologize for not resizing it, but I honestly haven't figured out how to do so on my new computer. *blush*

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From:theferrett
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
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Still a very, very cute picture though. Shows off your eyes quite well.
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From:phizzled
Date:December 25th, 2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
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hardly cheesecake, but this is the best i can do on short notice. thanks for the year of entertaining posts.

Museum Parking Lot

cheers,
Ford wrote this
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From:shadowwolf13
Date:December 25th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
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From:theferrett
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
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Amazing. But you knew I thought that about you. :)
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From:nounsandverbs
Date:December 25th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
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Here's me:

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From:katranna
Date:December 26th, 2009 08:20 am (UTC)
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It's not very cheesecakey. :-( You guys should ham it up more!
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From:phoenixredux
Date:December 25th, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
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The best photo of me from 2009, imho. I think this was right before I shaved my hair into a mohawk.
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From:redherring
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Your eyes are fantastic in this pic.
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From:almostwitty
Date:December 25th, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
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I'm just sitting in awe at the man who can ask for cheesecake pics, AND HE GETS THEM!
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From:mseuphrates
Date:December 26th, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
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I'm trying to get 'Yote to follow suit. Of course, I pimp HIM out all over the interwebz... LOL

Who knows...maybe you should give it a try? ;)
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From:ktnzgtklws
Date:December 25th, 2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
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As always, the search for a good, cheesecakey photo I haven't posted yet begins. lol This year has been rather poor as far as photo ops and scantily clad-ness goes, but I'll see what I can scare up. ;-)
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From:ktnzgtklws
Date:December 25th, 2009 05:19 pm (UTC)

Ok, not CHEESEcakey, but still decent. *g*

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From:nex0s
Date:December 25th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
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I'm not pregnant anymore, but I ADORE this photo my husband took of me at 40 weeks. It is total cheesecake as far as I am concerned. Which is good as he has done a lot of pinup photography :) My son is 5 months old now, but this pic reminds me of how damn sexy I felt during my pregnancy. Merry Christmas!






N.
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From:littlebuhnee
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
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I've always found pregnancy photos like this (and this!) to be absolutely gorgeous. Women are just incredibly beautiful when with child. I've had someone suggest I get some taken myself, but I'm a bit too shy. :)
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From:practicallyfame
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
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You've seen most of mine. Though Peter and I are doing another shoot on the 28th...

So, a repeat, sorry.

Merry Christmas.


Photography by Peter Paradise.
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From:theferrett
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:25 pm (UTC)
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A repeat, but no less beautiful.
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From:cyan_blue
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:14 pm (UTC)

With bonus emus... ;-)

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I thought I didn't have one, but this'll do:

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From:theferrett
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)

Re: With bonus emus... ;-)

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Emus? Is that what you're calling 'em now? :)

thank you, and happy holidays! I always wished you lived closer.
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From:kisekinotenshi
Date:December 25th, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Ask and ye shall receive. Sorry about the quality, my camera has been missing since October, so I had to use my laptop's camera.

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With a face, so you know it's me!

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And a close up of the boobs. X3
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From:theferrett
Date:December 26th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
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Beautiful.
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From:mb2u
Date:December 25th, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
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About as close to cheesecake as I can come today.
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From:theferrett
Date:December 26th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
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Still a gorgeous and sexy shot. Love the expression, love the gloves.
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From:katranna
Date:December 25th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
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I'm far too shy for public cheesecake photos, AND public-pic shy in general, so this is the closest I'll come. :-p Sorry.

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From:kittyb90
Date:December 26th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
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you look like Zooey Deschanel in this shot
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From:kayefierch
Date:December 25th, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
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I feel really stupid for asking, but what exactly is a cheesecake picture? I tried Googling it and got... pictures of cheesecake. Which is honestly what I was expecting when I clicked the comments link. I'm slow sometimes. Also, now craving cheesecake.
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From:mdlbear
Date:December 26th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
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from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesecake --
"For "Cheesecake" in the sense of female glamour photograph, often sensual, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pin-up_girl "
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From:wished4this
Date:December 26th, 2009 06:01 am (UTC)

I'm 26, it's OK to oggle.

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From:almostwitty
Date:December 26th, 2009 01:26 pm (UTC)

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I'm not giggling. I'm thinking "Electrical appliances in the bath? OMG Noooooo! You'll shock yourself! Noooooo!" whilst running in slow motion to avert a Blinovitch-effect disaster that could wipe out humanity as we know it.

What do you mean, I watch too many Hollywood films?
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From:magda_vogelsang
Date:December 26th, 2009 07:19 am (UTC)
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Not precisely cheesecake, but Cleavage, and cookies.

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From:katranna
Date:December 26th, 2009 08:28 am (UTC)
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I think there's little better than Cleavage and Cookies. We all ought to have both regularly in our life.
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From:culculhen
Date:December 26th, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC)

Just to even up the scales a bit more...

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Well, since you allowed it and because it would be unfair if we'd let only women do all the work now would it:

all dressed up, no place to go

dressed down, and still no place to go

Sorry I'm not particularly beefcake, so my apologies to all the women out there for not daring it up myself.
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From:yakavenger
Date:December 26th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)

Re: Just to even up the scales a bit more...

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Awww, I wouldn't say that. The not being beefcake bit, that is. You have nice friendly eyes, and your goatee makes me want to pet it with a finger.

Could also be, as theferrett well knows, that I have a modifier for glasses and goatees.

Also, love the color of the tie-- and it matches the shirt! And coordinates with the suit! My SO claims to be color-blind, but that doesn't excuse his mixing stripes and plaids in one outfit. Go you!

(Edited for forgotten comma.)

Edited at 2009-12-26 04:29 pm (UTC)
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From:yakavenger
Date:December 26th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
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*waves*
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From:theferrett
Date:December 26th, 2009 05:21 pm (UTC)
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Hey, cute stuff!
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From:corvaxgirl
Date:December 26th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)

I am nothing if not a team player

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For one of my bfs' 30th birthday this year, he wanted a gothic jamboree.

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From:theferrett
Date:December 27th, 2009 01:20 am (UTC)

Re: I am nothing if not a team player

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I appreciate you takin' one (photo) for the team! Very pretty. Gorgeous clothes.
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From:kellirose1313
Date:December 27th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC)

these are the most clothed of my "naughty" set

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From:theferrett
Date:December 27th, 2009 01:20 am (UTC)

Re: these are the most clothed of my "naughty" set

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Aww... why the most clothed? *g*
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From:libco
Date:December 27th, 2009 09:53 am (UTC)

I don't know if I have posted these before but...

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And finally old school cheesecake:

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From:theferrett
Date:December 28th, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC)

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Woot! Quite sexy shots. Thank you!
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From:ednoria
Date:December 27th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
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From:theferrett
Date:December 28th, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC)
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Wow. What a beautiful pose; it really shows off your figure and your hair! (And the tattoo. *g*)
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From:reasie
Date:December 28th, 2009 12:59 am (UTC)

I GOT this.

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shoes - more racy
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From:theferrett
Date:December 28th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)

Re: I GOT this.

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Is this for the "cheesecake" or the "best present" thread?

It amuses me that it honestly could serve in either function. *g*
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