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September 16th, 2009
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While We're On The Topic...
I have to say, if you don't believe, Post Rapture Pet Care is perhaps the greatest business model in the history of all mankind.

I also thought that Post Rapture Pets was a genuine, helpful site until I saw their evaluation page, which is comedy gold.

(36 shouts of denial | Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:aiela
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)
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I also get a big kick out of Post Rapture Post, which, if nothing else, has an awesome name.
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From:mdlbear
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)
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The mind boggles.
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From:ba1126
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:46 pm (UTC)
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THIS
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From:laplor
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:18 pm (UTC)
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I love it. That's the most lucrative insurance scam I've ever seen.
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From:greektoomey
Date:September 16th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
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Love your icon!
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From:theferrett
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)
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I hope to God they're being silly.
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From:nex0s
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:22 pm (UTC)
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And they helpfully link to RaptureLetters so you can send a letter to your loved ones, letting them know that you have been taken up to heaven, that way they can care for your pets!

N.
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From:theferrett
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
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Does it count if you sin in our email by telling them everthing you think about them, then confess?
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From:magda_vogelsang
Date:September 16th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
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That is even better. Especially parts of the FAQ page.
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From:ccr1138
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:49 pm (UTC)
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Oh, gosh. That's the best laugh I had in a long time. Thanks, dude.
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From:zorbathut
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
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The only problem with that business model is if the Rapture really does happen. And then you've just taken responsibility for a few hundred pets spread out around the country, and God's probably gonna be pretty pissed with you if any of them die.
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From:seattleotaku
Date:September 16th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
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But if you're not raptured along with 'em as an atheist (what the site claims), doesn't that mean God's already pissed at you anyway?
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From:theferrett
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
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God's not gonna be pissed at you. Fuck it, He just let seven zillion cats, dogs, and fishes die.

BUT SAVE THE FERRETS!
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From:zorbathut
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
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But you're assuming God is rational. That seems like a bizarre assumption to me. :)
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From:mermaidnchains
Date:September 16th, 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry but - BWAHAHAH! oh my.....so Jesus saves only humans huh? No heaven for the loving pets of the Followers? Doesnt sound like a very enlightened God of All TO ME. And the rapture index is a laugh riot a minute!

*I just have to go now and play with my pets, the giggles this caused is frightening my cats*
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From:seattleotaku
Date:September 16th, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
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All the poor snakes left behind by the 100%-raptured snake handlers! And as a vegan Buddhist, I'll stick with the rescue animals I already have and the sanctuaries that rescued animals from abusive "game" farms. :)
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From:cathubodva
Date:September 16th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
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Another funny rapture-related business tidbit - my Baptist in-laws have a rider in their insurance policy naming me as the beneficiary of their life insurance in case of the rapture, since my husband and brother-in-law were both baptized so they're "going to heaven with the rapture whether they like it or not." However, I am an unbaptized heathen so I am not going anywhere.
From:drooling_ferret
Date:September 16th, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
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I am a little shocked the insurance company accomodated that request.
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From:cathubodva
Date:September 16th, 2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
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Imagine my surprise when they called me up to tell me. =/
From:galalefey
Date:September 16th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure there's profits to be had.
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From:aiela
Date:September 16th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
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There are ... no words. And the perfect use of my "WTF?" icon.
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From:aiela
Date:September 16th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
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Ahhhh. Ummm. Let me think. During the entire song he was disrobing, with layer after layer of weird shit on, until he finally got to that outfit, but what was he singing? *looks at the concert set list*

I'm not sure, sorry. It might have been during the medley he does in every show. Most of the other songs later in the show have set "costumes" so I think it may have been the medley.

It was the last tour, for Straight Outta Lynwood.
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From:theferrett
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)
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That is AMAZING.

In all the wrong ways.
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From:lordindra
Date:September 16th, 2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
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Those are probably web design class projects.
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From:madoka
Date:September 16th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
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Hahaha I thought that too.

I wish I had a witty idea like that back when I had to make an Internet business website.
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From:phillipalden
Date:September 16th, 2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Only you could find a site like this, (for which I'm grateful for the laughter.)

I suppose if you believe in these religious fairy tales you might develop a web site to deal with this crap.

But, if there were an actual rapture, and Christians were invited to the "private party" upstairs, the good lord would let them bring "Sparky" along.

Just as an afterthought - what if they got "there" and God and Jesus were snorting coke, listening to reggae music at a loud volume, and doing jello shots off the body of a 15-year-old virgin? Would they join in?
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From:kellyfaerie
Date:September 16th, 2009 06:09 pm (UTC)
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Sorry Ferret, but I have to disagree. That's not Comedy, that's Scary!!!
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From:freak_in_need
Date:September 16th, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)

No, seriously, it's in my blood!

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I think I'm going to start listing "guilt-based reliability" as a positive trait of mine during job interviews.
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From:aiela
Date:September 16th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)

Re: No, seriously, it's in my blood!

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Muahahahah!
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From:theferrett
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)

Re: No, seriously, it's in my blood!

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Give it a shot. It'll certainly make you stand out in this economy!
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From:lunarennui
Date:September 16th, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
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comedy gold or no, i hope they're making bank.
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From:theferrett
Date:September 17th, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
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As do I. Such cleverness should be rewarded... At least in THIS world.
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From:shiftercat
Date:September 23rd, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC)
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PetsLeftBehind.com seems to be played completely straight.
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