While We're On The Topic... - The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal
While We're On The Topic...|
I have to say, if you don't believe, Post Rapture Pet Care
is perhaps the greatest business model in the history of all mankind
I also thought that Post Rapture Pets
was a genuine, helpful site until I saw their evaluation page
, which is comedy gold
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)|| |
I also get a big kick out of Post Rapture Post
, which, if nothing
else, has an awesome name.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)|| |
The mind boggles.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 03:46 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 03:18 pm (UTC)|| |
I love it. That's the most lucrative insurance scam I've ever seen.
I hope to God they're being silly.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 03:22 pm (UTC)|| |
And they helpfully link to RaptureLetters
so you can send a letter to your loved ones, letting them know that you have been taken up to heaven, that way they can care for your pets!
Does it count if you sin in our email by telling them everthing you think about them, then confess?
That is even better. Especially parts of the FAQ page.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 03:49 pm (UTC)|| |
Oh, gosh. That's the best laugh I had in a long time. Thanks, dude.
The only problem with that business model is if the Rapture really does happen. And then you've just taken responsibility for a few hundred pets spread out around the country, and God's probably gonna be pretty pissed with you if any of them die.
But if you're not raptured along with 'em as an atheist (what the site claims), doesn't that mean God's already pissed at you anyway?
God's not gonna be pissed at you. Fuck it, He just let seven zillion cats, dogs, and fishes die.
BUT SAVE THE FERRETS!
But you're assuming God is rational. That seems like a bizarre assumption to me. :)
I'm sorry but - BWAHAHAH! oh my.....so Jesus saves only humans huh? No heaven for the loving pets of the Followers? Doesnt sound like a very enlightened God of All TO ME. And the rapture index is a laugh riot a minute!
*I just have to go now and play with my pets, the giggles this caused is frightening my cats*
All the poor snakes left behind by the 100%-raptured snake handlers! And as a vegan Buddhist, I'll stick with the rescue animals I already have and the sanctuaries that rescued animals from abusive "game" farms. :)
Another funny rapture-related business tidbit - my Baptist in-laws have a rider in their insurance policy naming me as the beneficiary of their life insurance in case of the rapture, since my husband and brother-in-law were both baptized so they're "going to heaven with the rapture whether they like it or not." However, I am an unbaptized heathen so I am not going anywhere.
I am a little shocked the insurance company accomodated that request.
Imagine my surprise when they called me up to tell me. =/
I'm sure there's profits to be had.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)|| |
There are ... no words. And the perfect use of my "WTF?" icon.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)|| |
Ahhhh. Ummm. Let me think. During the entire song he was disrobing, with layer after layer of weird shit on, until he finally got to that outfit, but what was he singing? *looks at the concert set list*
I'm not sure, sorry. It might have been during the medley he does in every show. Most of the other songs later in the show have set "costumes" so I think it may have been the medley.
It was the last tour, for Straight Outta Lynwood.
That is AMAZING.
In all the wrong ways.
Those are probably web design class projects.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)|| |
Hahaha I thought that too.
I wish I had a witty idea like that back when I had to make an Internet business website.
Only you could find a site like this, (for which I'm grateful for the laughter.)
I suppose if you believe in these religious fairy tales you might develop a web site to deal with this crap.
But, if there were an actual rapture, and Christians were invited to the "private party" upstairs, the good lord would let them bring "Sparky" along.
Just as an afterthought - what if they got "there" and God and Jesus were snorting coke, listening to reggae music at a loud volume, and doing jello shots off the body of a 15-year-old virgin? Would they join in?
Sorry Ferret, but I have to disagree. That's not Comedy, that's Scary!!!
No, seriously, it's in my blood!
I think I'm going to start listing "guilt-based reliability" as a positive trait of mine during job interviews.
|Date:||September 16th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)|| |
Re: No, seriously, it's in my blood!
|Date:||September 17th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)|| |
Re: No, seriously, it's in my blood!
Give it a shot. It'll certainly make you stand out in this economy!
comedy gold or no, i hope they're making bank.
As do I. Such cleverness should be rewarded... At least in THIS world.