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August 10th, 2008
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An Update You May Not Have Needed
My wife: It's what's for breakfast.

Woo, six ascetic weeks builds up a lot of orgone.

(30 shouts of denial | Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:suburbfabulous
Date:August 10th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
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Seriously?
Seriously.
SEEEERIOUSLY.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 10th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
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Ferrett, there is no description of the characters, physical or otherwise. Orgone sent me running for the dictionary, as your context was not clear enough. Opening line should be "My wife: She's what's for breakfast." Please see me after class.
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From:theferrett
Date:August 10th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
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WINZZOR.
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From:katranna
Date:August 11th, 2008 10:33 am (UTC)
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As far as writing goes, I gotta say, adding that line makes this a lot more... vivid. o.O Given as to how it directs us to a particular act and all.
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From:kathrynrose
Date:August 10th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
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Hah! I only read about Clarion for six weeks, and this cracked me right up.
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From:nounsandverbs
Date:August 10th, 2008 03:48 pm (UTC)
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Nice to know all systems are go. :P
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From:rogue1717
Date:August 10th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
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morning sex is the best sex!
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From:kuhpuh
Date:August 10th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
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agreed.
From:clothing5
Date:August 10th, 2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure there's a "leggo my Eggo" joke somewhere here, but I can't quite find it.
From:clothing5
Date:August 10th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
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Also, Orgone sounds like a spray used to clear orgy goers out of your house when you're tired of them. Or-B-Gone? There may be a future in this...
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From:littlebuhnee
Date:August 10th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
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THIS.
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From:meyerweb.com
Date:August 10th, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
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No, we didn't really need that. I mean that not in the sense of "Ewww!" but instead in the sense of "Well, DUH" (complete with eyeroll).

Seriously. Anyone who couldn't see that coming (ha!) hasn't been paying any attention at ALL.
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From:theferrett
Date:August 11th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
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A valid point. But some people might think that, perhaps, Clarion had broken me.
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From:t_bellwether
Date:August 10th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC)
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Woo!
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From:aiela
Date:August 10th, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
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Yay! good for you guys. I hope you're back in there now, too!
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From:absolute_tash
Date:August 10th, 2008 05:38 pm (UTC)
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Wife: It's what for breakfast!

Or wait...

Wife: Breakfast of Champions.

Eh, either way, Om nom nom and congrats!
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From:roaming
Date:August 10th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
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What, no video? You tease!
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From:theferrett
Date:August 11th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
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Who'd hold the camera?
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From:apocalypse_0
Date:August 11th, 2008 06:18 am (UTC)
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You can always do POV, or buy a tripod...
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From:nagasvoice
Date:August 10th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
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Oaaaa, c'mon man.
Wife: she's what's for lunch, dinner, breakfast again, the odd snack or six for about two weeks...
What? I mean, I know it's the womyns wot gots the stamina on these things, but let's see some effort there.
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From:ba1126
Date:August 10th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
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TMI, but I'm glad you're home with your sweetie!
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From:weds
Date:August 10th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
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After six weeks away from your wife, you ate her spleen?!
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From:theferrett
Date:August 11th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
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....Doesn't everyone?
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From:hallerlake
Date:August 11th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
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...with a nice chianti
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From:parachles
Date:August 11th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)

Oh!

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Don't forget the fava beans!
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From:pjhandley
Date:August 11th, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
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I'm suprised you waited for breakfast. ;)
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From:theferrett
Date:August 11th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
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There was a lot of staying up way too late and talking.
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From:pjhandley
Date:August 11th, 2008 12:07 pm (UTC)
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I saw her post. Sometimes, that kind of intercourse is far more important. ;)
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From:apocalypse_0
Date:August 11th, 2008 06:19 am (UTC)
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Given that breakfast is usually eaten, I'm guessing your wife had a satisfying start on the day.
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From:kilbia
Date:August 11th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
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There's still a part of me that feels weird about feeling happy for you.

Didn't stop me, mind you...it's just interesting.
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