The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - Tales From The House
May 5th, 2008
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Tales From The House
In La Casa McJuddMetz, Gini is Scheduling. I'm Budget. That's because I can remember to pay the bills, and keep track of our general funding, but I am useless when it comes to remembering when anything is. Every night, I shout to my wife: "WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT?" And she tells me.

As proof that I am terrible at scheduling, this year I vowed to remember Mother's Day. So I bought the card, sent the present, and called up my Mom yesterday to shout, "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!"

"That's nice," she said. "But it's not until next weekend."

"Oh."

"Sweet of you, though. This is kind of like the time you sent me flowers a month after my birthday."

"But I continued to send you flowers a month after your birthday for the next two years," I responded. "I almost made it a tradition, except then I got confused and sent them a month early."

"Which happened to be my actual birthday."

"Well, sometimes things work out," I said.

I thought that was embarrassing enough. But then I got the call from my daughter Erin: "Why the hell did you remind me to call Mom this Sunday? That wasn't Mother's Day!"

"Well," said I. "Funny story...."

(Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:[info]roaming
Date:May 5th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
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At least there is symmetry. :-)
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From:[info]olliesmama
Date:May 5th, 2008 05:55 pm (UTC)
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My mother evidently passed down a gene to me that makes us buy presents for people early (no matter the occasion) and put them "in a safe spot so we can find them later". Then, when the time comes, we can't find (or remember we bought) the gift, so ;ater is generally six months to a year after said occasion, when we find then again...so you never know when you'll get a present from either of us!
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From:[info]wyatt1048
Date:May 5th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
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It'd be worse if you were in the UK, as Mothers' Day here was in March!
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From:[info]kisekinotenshi
Date:May 5th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
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I am the same way. x.x I can't remember my best friend's birthday, and she's been my best friend for eight years now. I know the general area, but not the actual date (and sometimes I think it's July instead of June). Of course, I barely remember my mother and oldest brother's birthdays, and they are in the same month as mine. I just remember one is the 5th or 6th, and the other is the 15th or 16th, and I am the 29th. Luckily no one in my family cares much if presents are late or early, as long as the event is acknowledged. And my mother tends to remind me. I frequently forget my dad and other brother's birthdays, because they're in the spring (one in Feb and one in April, I think) and thus totally removed from mine.

I hope I get to marry someone who has that kind of memory, because I dunno how I can otherwise survive. XD I am okay at budgeting (not great, but able), but scheduling is just gone on me. If I don't put an event in my phone, it doesn't happen (I am just waiting for the day I can get a real PDA).
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From:[info]ba1126
Date:May 5th, 2008 11:40 pm (UTC)
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My husband made a list of everybody's 'special days' by month, and I had him make a copy for me. I went through the calendar and marked each one. But I forget to look at the calendar!!
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From:[info]kisekinotenshi
Date:May 6th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC)
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Same here. XD My voice teacher is always going "buy a planner, buy a planner" and I go "but I won't use it or look at it ever!" I put the events I can't forget in my phone because an actual alarm goes off to remind me, otherwise I will always forget.
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From:[info]judith_s
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
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Let LJ remind you?
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From:[info]kisekinotenshi
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
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... How? @.@
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From:[info]mamculuna
Date:May 5th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
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I wished my whole friends' list Happy Easter-and they all replied, "Today is Palm Sunday!"

What can I say? I'm a Buddhist.
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From:[info]theferrett
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
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Close enough!
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From:[info]hartley
Date:May 5th, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC)

Hi there!

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You seem cool, though I must admit I missed all the drama a couple weeks ago. I'll be friending you.
From:[info]diatryma
Date:May 6th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
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Mother's Day has no business being next weekend. It's the beginning of May. That's when it's safe to put plants outside. Doesn't matter what the calendar says; Mother's Day is the first weekend. I have decreed it.
Floating holidays screw everything up, except what they fix very well.
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From:[info]naath
Date:May 6th, 2008 11:45 am (UTC)
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Nonono Mothering Sunday is the third Sunday in Lent; and was in March this year.
From:[info]diatryma
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Who said anything about Mothering Sunday? Two separate holidays. I like celebrating the one in May, though; I was raised that Mother's Day weekend opens flower season. What would I get my mother if I couldn't get her garden tools?
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From:[info]albumlady
Date:May 6th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
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I have MISSED you Sir! Thank you for the smile tonight.
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From:[info]theferrett
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
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I've missed you, too, sweetie! Glad to see you back and posting.

I was wondering about you a few weeks ago, in fact.
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From:[info]peterchayward
Date:May 6th, 2008 05:05 am (UTC)

It made me giggle!

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I love the random shouting in this entry.
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From:[info]theferrett
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)

Re: It made me giggle!

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That, too, is La Casa McJuddMetz.
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From:[info]peterchayward
Date:May 6th, 2008 03:18 pm (UTC)

Re: It made me giggle!

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Even when you're on the phone? :P
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From:[info]kudilu
Date:May 6th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
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interesting - in my house, i'm scheduling AND budget. he just makes the money and i'm accountable to him for the final numbers. :)
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From:[info]hartley
Date:May 7th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
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This is totally me. My mother's birthday is August... sometime. My dad's is September... sometime. All I know is that they are close enough together to have the same zodiac sign.

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