The Ferrett ([info]theferrett) wrote,
@ 2008-03-25 18:04:00
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A Matter of Perception
Poll #1160379 What's YOUR Call?
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Sheryl says she "wants something more exciting in her drink." Randy, standing close by, unzips his pants. Randy intends to:

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...pee in Sheryl's drink.
54 (11.6%)

...insert his johnson into Sheryl's drink.
358 (76.8%)

...do something else, which I will explain in the comments.
47 (10.1%)

...I am Randy, hear me roar!
7 (1.5%)



No, really, I'm genuinely curious to see what you would think Randy was intending to do under these circumstances. A brief verbal scuffle broke out over this. Me? I have my own opinion, but I'm going to leave it to the crowd.

(And yes, Randy was joking. No actual items were inserted into Sheryl's drink. But what was he suggesting he'd do with such a gesture? That is the question!)


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[info]rbradakis
2008-03-25 10:07 pm UTC (link)
I've made my answer. Of course, I'm thinking there can be only ONE person to truthfully answer #4 in context. :)

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(no subject) - [info]guy_like_soc, 2008-03-25 10:09 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rbradakis, 2008-03-25 10:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]khavrinen, 2008-03-25 10:33 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]auryn29a, 2008-03-25 11:22 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]sandchigger
2008-03-25 10:07 pm UTC (link)
He's totally puttin lil Randy in the drink. Not urine, maybe semen.

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[info]violet_helix
2008-03-25 10:08 pm UTC (link)
So who is this Randy? He sounds like an interesting fellow.

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(no subject) - [info]theferrett, 2008-03-25 10:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rbradakis, 2008-03-25 10:10 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]fax_celestis
2008-03-25 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Randy was intending to give Sheryl a 'hot dog and a milkshake'.

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(no subject) - [info]blithespirit, 2008-03-25 10:09 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fax_celestis, 2008-03-25 10:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]allah_sulu, 2008-03-25 11:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fax_celestis, 2008-03-25 11:35 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]fortuna_juvat
2008-03-25 10:14 pm UTC (link)
After hearing about the more randy parts of his biography, I don't think that man has turned down many occasions to put his man bits into something receptive.

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(no subject) - [info]rbradakis, 2008-03-25 10:16 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yakavenger, 2008-03-25 10:25 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]xzarakizraiia
2008-03-25 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Something else: ejaculate into the drink.

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(no subject) - [info]interactiveleaf, 2008-03-25 10:30 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pickwick, 2008-03-25 10:34 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lpetrazickis, 2008-03-25 11:10 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yourpetwerewolf, 2008-03-25 11:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]safti, 2008-03-26 12:01 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pbprincess, 2008-03-26 12:10 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]wordsaboutwords, 2008-03-26 12:25 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]eslington, 2008-03-26 01:10 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ls56, 2008-03-26 04:07 am UTC (Expand)

[info]alicetheowl
2008-03-25 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Perception of the person certainly plays into this. The only Randy I know of is Milholland, and so that skewed my answer. If I knew a different guy named Randy, I might've picked a different answer.

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(no subject) - [info]wurmwyd, 2008-03-25 10:29 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fax_celestis, 2008-03-25 10:40 pm UTC (Expand)
I guess it'd actually be a protein shake there, huh? - [info]wurmwyd, 2008-03-25 11:32 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: I guess it'd actually be a protein shake there, huh? - [info]fax_celestis, 2008-03-25 11:37 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]auryn29a, 2008-03-25 11:06 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]alicetheowl, 2008-03-25 11:39 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]yakavenger
2008-03-25 10:28 pm UTC (link)
...whip out a specially hidden wee little drink umbrella, that he carries with him at all times, just because he loves his wife that much and never fails to anticipate her wishes.

And then he stirs it with his johnson.

On the other hand, perhaps his johnson is tattooed with the drink umbrella and they do this sort of thing regularly.

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(no subject) - [info]ipslore, 2008-03-25 10:50 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]yakavenger
2008-03-25 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I love that after I answered the poll the number of people choosing option 2 was 69.

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[info]jenphalian
2008-03-25 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Two "something else" answers: I would assume he's going to jack off into her drink, but maybe I'm just used to fast men. [info]lbitw, when I read the question, but not the possible answers, out loud to him (he was busy jacking off... very quickly...) says he's going to dip his nutsack in her drink

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(no subject) - [info]fax_celestis, 2008-03-25 10:39 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]jenphalian, 2008-03-25 10:42 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fax_celestis, 2008-03-25 10:48 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ladyfox7oaks, 2008-03-25 10:51 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]zarhooie, 2008-03-25 10:43 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]azurelunatic
2008-03-25 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Ejaculate into Sheryl's drink.

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[info]zarhooie
2008-03-25 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I think the two are unrelated. Perhaps he was just airing his goods.

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(no subject) - [info]jenphalian, 2008-03-25 10:43 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]zarhooie, 2008-03-25 10:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]jenphalian, 2008-03-26 12:04 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]zarhooie, 2008-03-26 12:06 am UTC (Expand)

[info]auryn29a
2008-03-25 10:48 pm UTC (link)
[obligatory]
Well, if it's that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
[/obligatory]

Seriously though, it's gonna depend on what section of the porn shop I grabbed this video from.

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(no subject) - [info]sacramentalist, 2008-03-25 10:53 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]wishiwasnt, 2008-03-26 01:11 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sacramentalist
2008-03-25 10:52 pm UTC (link)
He was offering whipped cream

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Simple, really.
[info]misterflames
2008-03-25 10:59 pm UTC (link)
What he was going to do was add a touch of paranoia. That would certainly spice the drink, with her wondering just what he did to it.

Plus, if she dared him to consume it, hey, free drink!

Downside, he could end up wearing it, but if the room were warm, that could be refreshing.

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[info]sageautumn
2008-03-25 10:59 pm UTC (link)
You know.. I choose whip it out and dip it... but upon deeper reflection, I decided that it would depend upon what Randy looked like.

*laughs*

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(no subject) - [info]rbradakis, 2008-03-25 11:24 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]jojomojo, 2008-03-26 12:06 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rbradakis, 2008-03-26 05:49 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sageautumn, 2008-03-26 01:54 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rbradakis, 2008-04-08 01:31 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]judith_s
2008-03-25 10:59 pm UTC (link)
The answer changes knowing (based on others' comments) that Randy and Sheryl are married. I'm also going with the hot dog & milkshake theory.

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[info]anivair
2008-03-25 11:22 pm UTC (link)
there is, of course, the option of adding that *other* substance that comes out of your (healthy) johnson, but i think that would take too long for such an abrupt standing up.

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[info]greatskeeve
2008-03-26 12:04 am UTC (link)
It is my studied opinion that he intends to make her think he is about to ejaculate into her drink.

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[info]zhyndra
2008-03-26 12:45 am UTC (link)
Pee is just not all that exciting :P

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[info]amurana
2008-03-26 01:18 am UTC (link)
why is there no option for sperm? I would think cum.
But the penis itself is sufficient.

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[info]kasheesty
2008-03-26 01:57 am UTC (link)


I just wanted to use my Penis! icon

(cool poll!)

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[info]nedlum
2008-03-26 02:42 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm going with semen as well.

... That didn't come out right.

Edited at 2008-03-26 02:43 am UTC

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Slam Dunk
[info]xerxes_of_diren
2008-03-26 05:48 am UTC (link)
Randy was obviously planning to forcibly put one of his testicles into her drink. It's quite similar to throwing a ball through a basketball hoop. One of the most exciting things that testicles are capable of doing. i learned all this from my friends roommate graham in college. placing his johnson might not be successful, cold drinks or ice in the way etc. definitely planning on a slam dunk.

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[info]andrewducker
2008-03-26 08:51 am UTC (link)
I don't think anything specific was in their mind, except "If I make an unzipping motion then I'll get a reaction."

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