The Ferrett ([info]theferrett) wrote,
@ 2008-03-18 08:41:00
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Sequel Post 2: Electric Sequelening
A few weeks ago, I held a very silly poll on sequel names. At the time, I was convinced it was a horse race between "There Will Be Blood 2: Electric Boogaloo" and "There Will Be Blood 2: Bleed Harder."

However, the point has been raised that there is a third option: "There Will Be Blood 2: The Bloodening." And it's true that "The X-ening" is also a pretty funny way of sequelizing. In fact, I'd have to give the nod to "Gone With The Wind 2: The Windening," though "Godfather II: Father Harder" and "Godfather II: Electric Boogaloo" are both better.

Some stumped for their sequelization choice of "There Will Be Blood 2: This Time It's Personal," but really, that one doesn't hit me where I live. Plus, There Will Be Blood 2 was pretty personal, so making it more personal doesn't really punch my giggle button. Same with "There Will Be Blood 2: The Revenge." I do admit, however, that the still-untested "There Will Be Blood 2: The Search For Curly's Gold" has potential.

In a similar vein, I do agree with [info]jadasc that it must be "There Will Be Blood III: Beyond Thunderdome" and "There Will Be Blood IV: The Voyage Home." There can be no other.

Interestingly enough, while rooted in classic 50s schlock films, "Son of" and "Return of" just don't cut it these days. (The only serious recent attempt I can think of in that vein was "Son of the Mask," which attempted to be, I think, ironic.) Though of course Planet of the Apes pretty much mocks itself when it comes to sequelitizing-naming (though I will hear NOTHING BAD about Planet of the Apes, you damn monkeys!).

Wow, I spend a lot of time thinking about things like this.


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[info]sacramentalist
2008-03-18 12:48 pm UTC (link)
I sure hope some enterprising director devoid of ideas doesn't rename "There Will be Blood" to "Oil! Episode IV" and makes prequels.

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[info]thetathx1138
2008-03-18 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Or the sequels "Kerosene!", "Gasoline!", "Plastics!"...

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[info]ahsirakh
2008-03-18 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Or bodily fluid sequels: "There Will Be Urine", "There Will Be Splooging", "There Will Be Pus", ...

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[info]thetathx1138
2008-03-18 01:23 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, "Planet of the Apes" had some very distinct sequel names. "Beneath..." "Escape from..." "Conquest of..." "Battle for..."

It's hard to make those work with, say, "Breakin'" or "Mad Max" (unless you're making porn.)

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[info]rhapsody_98
2008-03-18 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Conquest of Mad Max sounds like the WORST romance novel in history.

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[info]thetathx1138
2008-03-18 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, I think "Beneath Mad Max" would give it a run of its money, at least in the bad sex scene stakes.

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[info]missexpatria
2008-03-18 01:51 pm UTC (link)
I am partial to "Still..."

As in:

Gone With The Wind 2: Still Going or Gone With The Wind 2: Still Winding
Godfather 2: Still Fathering
There Will Be Blood 2: Still Bleeding

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[info]tablesaw
2008-03-18 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Love in the Time of Cholera: Still Choleric

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[info]thetathx1138
2008-03-18 06:18 pm UTC (link)
The English Patient: Still English

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[info]tablesaw
2008-03-18 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Almost Famous: Still Not Famous

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[info]thetathx1138
2008-03-18 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Cold Mountain: Still Cold

Or, for a slight riff/crossover:

Dying Young: Still Alive

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[info]pooka_madness
2008-03-18 03:34 pm UTC (link)
W00t.

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[info]dark_towhead
2008-03-18 03:43 pm UTC (link)
What about forgoing the numerical all together?

There Will Be Blood: In Tha Streetz

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[info]funwithrage
2008-03-18 04:40 pm UTC (link)
There's an amusingly bizarre custom, at least in semi-rural New England, of giving *restaurants* sequel titles. Causes much hilarity when out with friends:

"Pho Han's II: This Time, It's Vietnamese!"

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[info]thetathx1138
2008-03-18 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Ha! I can think of several restaurants near me that do exactly that. My favorite is Joseph's II out in Waltham, partially because I've yet to locate Joseph's I.

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oh god, you got me started ...
[info]the_magician
2008-03-18 07:52 pm UTC (link)
There will be Blood 2: Jason vs Kylie

There will be Blood 2: Back to the Blood

There will be Blood 2: I know what you bleeding did last summer

(totally tasteless warning!)
There will be Blood 2: Indiana Jones and the tampon of blood

There will be Blood 2: The Merovingians were RIGHT!

There will be Blood 2: On Ice!

There will be Blood 2: Belle's Christmas Adventure

There will be Blood 2: Barbie vs Little Mermaid

There will be Blood 2, Iron Chef 0

There will be Blood 2: 93 dalmatians and a steam roller

There will be Blood 2: He's big, he's bad, he's Black ... pudding

etc.

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Too bad I find myself more amusing than others do.
[info]mckeekee
2008-03-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
I am so hurt that you did not like/appreciate my Star Wars take on sequel names.

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[info]montykins
2008-03-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
Here are my sequel nominations. I still feel strongly that if you make the same joke every time, you're leaving a lot of funny on the table.

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(Anonymous)
2008-03-19 07:56 am UTC (link)
This somehow comes up a lot in my circle, and I think I was the one to come up with one of the top favorites:

"The 13 Ghosts of X"

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