The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?
A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?|
Um... The Simpsons bit...
Oh my God, for me, that's second only to Gothiksukkubus's. Oh my God, I've never been there, but I could see it. *chuckles*
And any story that involves a ferret-propelled dildo is a winner in my book. My first ferret got into the garbage can and dragged a used maxipad around the house after getting stuck on the lining. My mother and I, overly amused by this, took pictures.
Why I love ferrets. If there's anything around that they can get into, they WILL.
Maxi pads? Ares and Hermes stole a tampon a friend of mine had left in the waste basket and was playing tug of war with it til I took it away from them.
I've never seen them look so disappointed before.
What makes this even funnier is, right after I took their playtoy away from them, they went right back to the waste basket and dumped it over again, presumably looking for another stray tampon to play with.
Of course, the maxi pads story is alot funnier because I can actually visualize it stuck to a fuzzy back!