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A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?

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From:ilwitchgrrl
Date:August 25th, 2003 08:53 pm (UTC)
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Surfed here through rollick. Loved your story. Pimped your post. Hope you get more most excellent tales. I can't think of a truly great embarrassing sex story, so here are some fun, brief highlights:

*College boyfriend and I are going at it, same routine as always, night after night, always the same. (that relationship didn't last for a reason!) In the middle of coitus, we both simultanously just stopped (not FINISHED, mind you, just stopped going at it) and rolled over. He picks up the TV remote; I say "oh yeah, The Simpsons is on", and we proceed to watch TV. Yeah, it was that bad.

*Same college BF as above decides he wants to try something new; the ever-famous tittyfuck. I say sure, I'm up for new things. He's going at it, enthusiastically, I'm thinking 'well, this is kind of fun'; I look down to see the action just as he starts going off; I get a shot of cum right in the eye. Whee! Semen stings! Who knew? :)

*OK, this one's pretty funny, but it's not mine. My gay college roommate had his BF down visiting one weekend. They go out to see a movie. In the meantime, I'm puttering around the house, cleaning, playing with the ferrets, etc. Some time after they left, I see Luna, our 1-pound little white female ferret, come running out of said roommate's bedroom...in her mouth is a rubber dildo that is longer than her. She proceeds to drag said dildo by the NUTS to her hidey-place under the couch. Nothing is more fun than having to rescue your gay roommate's boyfriend's dildo from your ferret...unless, of course, it's having to explain to your roommate and his boyfriend WHY their dildo is perched on top of the TV in his room when they get home!

That's it for me. :)
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From:theferrett
Date:August 25th, 2003 09:17 pm (UTC)
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Um... The Simpsons bit...

Oh my God, for me, that's second only to Gothiksukkubus's. Oh my God, I've never been there, but I could see it. *chuckles*

And any story that involves a ferret-propelled dildo is a winner in my book. My first ferret got into the garbage can and dragged a used maxipad around the house after getting stuck on the lining. My mother and I, overly amused by this, took pictures.
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From:gothiksukkubus
Date:August 25th, 2003 09:48 pm (UTC)
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Why I love ferrets. If there's anything around that they can get into, they WILL.
Maxi pads? Ares and Hermes stole a tampon a friend of mine had left in the waste basket and was playing tug of war with it til I took it away from them.

I've never seen them look so disappointed before.
What makes this even funnier is, right after I took their playtoy away from them, they went right back to the waste basket and dumped it over again, presumably looking for another stray tampon to play with.

Of course, the maxi pads story is alot funnier because I can actually visualize it stuck to a fuzzy back!

L
From:coo_coo_ka_choo
Date:September 7th, 2004 08:46 pm (UTC)
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I know this is over a year old, but I just saw the entry.

I look down to see the action just as he starts going off; I get a shot of cum right in the eye. Whee! Semen stings! Who knew? :)

Oh, man, I totally know. That happened to me with my ex and once the semen got in my eye, there was a mad rush to the bathroom to get my contacts out. Then my eye got all swollen...not a pretty picture.

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