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August 24th, 2003
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A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?

(191 shouts of denial | Tell me I'm full of it)

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From:fiachra
Date:August 25th, 2003 05:16 pm (UTC)

For your approval...

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First story:

My brother lost his virginity to a total skank at 16.

How's that embarrassing? Well, they were so drunk he didn't realize that:
a) I had only gone to bed 5 minutes before
b) I hadn't shut the door, so I had to hear everything. Praise Bob for premature ejaculators!
c) After a minute, it started feeling really good, tighter than before... and then he realized he had slipped out and was porking the space between couch cushions.

Second story:

I suppose the time my sister made me show a friend of hers a porn tape also counts. All was fine, if a bit creepy(showing my 15 year old sister pr0n, not knowing she was a regular swiper of my stash already)...

UNTIL.

The inevitable money shot "came", the guy whipped it out and blew a load all over the girl's back... and my sister said "GOD, I HATE IT WHEN GUYS DO THAT TO ME!"

Cue attempt to claw eyeballs out of my head.
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From:maliceshaw
Date:September 25th, 2003 05:34 am (UTC)

Re: For your approval...

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O_O

o_o

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O_O

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No..

Just..

No.
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From:reverend_who
Date:June 2nd, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC)

Re: For your approval...

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> My brother lost his virginity to a total skank at 16. <

Lucky fucker...

> "GOD, I HATE IT WHEN GUYS DO THAT TO ME!" <

That is wrong on soooo many levels...
Sorry you had to go through that.
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From:indecencia
Date:November 16th, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)

Re: For your approval...

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I really laughed at that last one ;-)
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From:fiachra
Date:November 16th, 2004 08:48 pm (UTC)

Re: For your approval...

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*bows*

I'd almost forgotten about this post!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:April 18th, 2005 05:52 am (UTC)

Re: For your approval...

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Reminds me of the time when a bunch of us (good friends, including my sister and her husband, two other couples, and some singles) were sitting around drinking and whatnot, and ancient debate of spit vs. swallow came up. One of the ladies mentioned the taste, and my sister piped up with, "Yeah, it's like egg-white mixed with sea water!"
I almost sprayed beer all over the table. Fortunately I was drunk enough to laugh it off, but it's a pretty f***ed up thing to hear from your sister anyway.
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