The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?
A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?|
If you'd like to borrow me, the rental agreements can be found at my wife's desk.
Alas, there's captains and then there's captains.
You'd be willing to deflower a 22 year old?
Rental agreement, eh? Does that mean I gotta take out a security deposit?
So which cap'n am I? I mean, my mind's 20x as dirty as any one who's gotten laid. I write some mean and dirty smut.