The Watchtower of Destruction: The Ferrett's Journal - A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?
A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?|
You need more sex, babe. Start petitioning your pirate crew! *g*
Oh I see. I can auction of a "fun filled night" with the cap'n, where someone gets to do the honors!
Odd, how's there's all of two male persons on my crew, you being one...
If you'd like to borrow me, the rental agreements can be found at my wife's desk.
Alas, there's captains and then there's captains.
You'd be willing to deflower a 22 year old?
Rental agreement, eh? Does that mean I gotta take out a security deposit?
So which cap'n am I? I mean, my mind's 20x as dirty as any one who's gotten laid. I write some mean and dirty smut.