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August 24th, 2003
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A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?

(190 shouts of denial | Tell me I'm full of it)

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Date:August 24th, 2003 05:21 pm (UTC)

Alright, why not...

After a few tries at various colleges, I ended up going to a small residential vocational college on the other end of the state. I met my ex there, and during one of our better moments, we were in my room playing Magic. Somehow, it turned into "Strip Magic," of which the rules are incredibly confusing but less important than getting the other person naked but not TRYING to be obvious and strip them down. I was better than him at Magic, not just in the quality of cards, but I just was better at gameplay. I had taught him afterall. Usually, for the sake of his pride (and so he wouldn't throw a fit when I won too often and stomp off, as he did a lot) I would let him win. Not this time.

So there I am, missing a few items of clothing, and him... butt naked except for his hand of cards. He's aroused, but his overactive need to beat me has made him incredibly serious about the game. It was a hilarious sight, but you can't laugh... how can you explain "Honey, I find you sexy, but you look like an idiot!"

I did finally win the game, and we began to mess around, with a nice blow job to start it off. From there we progress to the sex, and the night ends with him going back to his room and everything was fine.

Until the next day, when he wakes up and tells EVERYONE about the new development this morning on his penis. Apparently, I had been so enthusiastic and he so into it, that he had a hickey. Let's call it "ring around the collar." It wasn't the entire appendage, but literally "ring around the collar."

I think it was my roommate and her boyfriend (now husband) who named me "Hoover." And everyone else followed suit.

Hell if I know how I did it, and it's not something you can replicate... but it's something they STILL like to bring up to embarrass me at the DAMNEDEST times!
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Date:August 25th, 2003 05:20 am (UTC)

Re: Alright, why not...

I am more impressed by the fact that you've played strip Magic than by your Hoovering activities, impressive though they are. I mean... Strip Magic! Wow!

I've never done THAT. *g*

Date:August 25th, 2003 10:01 am (UTC)


Strip Magic is the phyrexian bomb, I tell you whut.

And I dont know what that guy was talkin about about Strip Magic being confusing. Each clothing is a counterspell, a Prevent-2-Damage-To-Target-Creature-Or-Player, and if yer naked, you lose.

If she would let me, this is where I'd upload a picture of my girlfriend but naked, building a deck. rowr.
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Date:August 25th, 2003 05:24 pm (UTC)

Re: Blasphemy!

But if you're playing a red deck vs. a black/white deck, you're a little short on the counterspells.. You ahve to improvise.

And if you're naked... you might win, depending on how you look at it! ;)
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Date:August 25th, 2003 01:43 pm (UTC)

Re: Alright, why not...

Heh... thanks. I ended up selling all my cards over a year ago on Ebay, but they did bring me years of enjoyment and collecting frenzy.

I think if I remember the rules, clothing had to be removed when a creature was destroyed and sent to the graveyard. Also you had to shed a piece of clothing when you lost life points. If you lost the game before you were naked, clothing had to be shed.

Basically, there were about 60 ways to strip the other person... but only one to piss them off. Fingercuffs from the Unglued set.

I have the "Infernal Spawn Of Evil" framed and in my house. He's so cute!
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Date:August 3rd, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Alright, why not...

I know this is an old thread, but thought I should mention that I've played Strip Magic in a police station. It's a good story. I'll have to tell you some time.
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