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August 24th, 2003
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A Story And A Query: Your Worst Moment During Sex?

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From:myshanter
Date:August 24th, 2003 11:21 am (UTC)

Not as good as yours

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But the other night, I came home from work around three a.m. Undressed, crawled into bed, drifted off. About half an hour later, I awoke to the now familiar poking of Jose into my thigh. I turned over, looked in his eyes, and he said, "Mary (which IS my name), I love you. I want you." Then he rolled on his back. I decided I would oblige, so I climbed on and began to ride. Then, just when I was beginning to get somewhere with it, he began to snore...with his eyes still open. He was asleep the whole time.
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From:theferrett
Date:August 25th, 2003 05:14 am (UTC)

Re: Not as good as yours

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I have passed out during a roadside blowjob that I asked for.

She didn't speak to me again for days.
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From:myshanter
Date:August 25th, 2003 01:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Not as good as yours

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I guess I can see her point, but at least you started out awake. My problem was a basic lack of recognizing that my sleepwalking mate can also sleepfuck.
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From:calebbullen
Date:August 25th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC)

Re: Not as good as yours

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Did you snore?

I almost never get off from blowjobs but they are very relaxing. Too relaxing. In the dark, it can go on quite a while. Until the snoring. Which although it could be taken as extremely complementary indicating that they have relaxed me to the utmost, It's never once been taken that way. sigh.
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From:calebbullen
Date:August 25th, 2003 01:19 pm (UTC)

Re: Not as good as yours

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My ex and I used to do that all the time. Okay, the eyes were closed but still.
From:tongodeon
Date:January 20th, 2004 08:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Not as good as yours

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That's happened to me several times. Actually, I've even been complimented on my technique.

"Wow, you were terriffic last night."
"I was? Why, what did I do?"
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From:myshanter
Date:January 20th, 2004 10:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Not as good as yours

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Hah! You should IM me sometime...we could swap war stories.
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From:dolmena
Date:January 9th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)

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I have been on the other side of this...

Once, I was having a lovely sexy dream. I woke up needing to pee, so I got up, robed, and did so. I came back to find my fiance *very* perturbed at me.

Eventually I pieced together that I had been not-so-dry humping him, caressing him, etc., and at a crucial point, I had, without a word of explanation, gotten up and left the room. Then I had come back and climbed into bed as if nothing had happened and expected to cuddle up to him and go to sleep! The nerve of that woman!
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