But the other night, I came home from work around three a.m. Undressed, crawled into bed, drifted off. About half an hour later, I awoke to the now familiar poking of Jose into my thigh. I turned over, looked in his eyes, and he said, "Mary (which IS my name), I love you. I want you." Then he rolled on his back. I decided I would oblige, so I climbed on and began to ride. Then, just when I was beginning to get somewhere with it, he began to snore...with his eyes still open. He was asleep the whole time.

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I have passed out during a roadside blowjob that I asked for.

She didn't speak to me again for days.

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I guess I can see her point, but at least you started out awake. My problem was a basic lack of recognizing that my sleepwalking mate can also sleepfuck.

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Did you snore?

I almost never get off from blowjobs but they are very relaxing. Too relaxing. In the dark, it can go on quite a while. Until the snoring. Which although it could be taken as extremely complementary indicating that they have relaxed me to the utmost, It's never once been taken that way. sigh.

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My ex and I used to do that all the time. Okay, the eyes were closed but still.

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That's happened to me several times. Actually, I've even been complimented on my technique.

"Wow, you were terriffic last night."
"I was? Why, what did I do?"

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Hah! You should IM me sometime...we could swap war stories.

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I have been on the other side of this...

Once, I was having a lovely sexy dream. I woke up needing to pee, so I got up, robed, and did so. I came back to find my fiance *very* perturbed at me.

Eventually I pieced together that I had been not-so-dry humping him, caressing him, etc., and at a crucial point, I had, without a word of explanation, gotten up and left the room. Then I had come back and climbed into bed as if nothing had happened and expected to cuddle up to him and go to sleep! The nerve of that woman!

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