Oh my God, for me, that's second only to Gothiksukkubus's. Oh my God, I've never been there, but I could see it. *chuckles*
And any story that involves a ferret-propelled dildo is a winner in my book. My first ferret got into the garbage can and dragged a used maxipad around the house after getting stuck on the lining. My mother and I, overly amused by this, took pictures.